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melanie 🫪

@squeebleglop

cunt pussy girlboss | FEMBOYS DNI | plos….goon..? ya mutha (joe) | team edward | matthew 19:24 🙏✝️🌹

Joined November 2022
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NO THIS IS HORRIBLE
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@FOX10PhoenixNov 6
JUST IN: AP projects Democrat Brian Matlock has won the Arizona Mine Inspector race, defeating Republican Les Presmyk. fox10phoenix.com/news/2026-a…
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Jodie (@literatureading) profile pictureJodie@literatureadingNov 6
Wait it gets worse LMFAOOOSSJSJS
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dan d@DanJDeBrak8h
POV: you’re driving coast to coast and you have to pass through 40 miles of Republican governance
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Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) profile pictureAaron Fritschner@Fritschner21h
Wild governors map going into 2027
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foxy grandpa@saminoodlesoup717h
this is not funny i genuinely almost just cried she was so scared
The Nature Girl (@thenatureegirl) profile pictureThe Nature Girl
@thenatureegirlNov 6
Goat realizing she slept through her herd leaving😂
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DEAD HANDler@jarsonmccullers15h
This just blew my fucking mind
joyful critter (@masochistmartyr) profile picturejoyful critter@masochistmartyr21h
so was spongebob :)
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simon@Vespertiline13h
This guy cut me off to sit his ass in the middle of the road so i got irritated and went to shoot him in the face and realized I know him oh my god hey Sergei how did that gig i did for you last week turn out….
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killer cyborg infamous mercenary menace of futuristic city vs regular dude fighting pisspoor bandits and roman empire larpers in nuclear wasteland
Ninethie (@Ninethie) profile pictureNinethie@NinethieNov 6
Still think about how awesome of a fight Courier 6 Vs V would be to watch...
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hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
Ninethie (@Ninethie) profile pictureNinethie@NinethieNov 6
Still think about how awesome of a fight Courier 6 Vs V would be to watch...
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vs hitting the courier with gorilla arms and they are Exploding into Red Paste
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ouba@oubagakuNov 6
girls seemingly spawn into existence identifying with either bunnies, cats or fawns and scientists still don't know why
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Symyah@symyahb21h
United States Of Atlanta
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yeah they’re monsters but i kinda have this thing called “principles” and therefore don’t think they should be murdered by the state
Stu Smith (@thestustustudio) profile pictureStu Smith
@thestustustudioNov 5
Todd Givens and Billy Joe Johnson, both members of white supremacist gangs previously sentenced to death in California, are among the 548 inmates whose sentences Gavin Newsom is seeking to commute to life in prison without the possibility of parole.
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
brittany loves Christ ★ ★ (@ilovemyugw) profile picturebrittany loves Christ ★ ★@ilovemyugwNov 6
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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parker@parkr4prezidentNov 6
You look Like a Kind and Respectful person
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Never kill yourself.
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⏾ ✶@irisicideNov 7
empathetic bunny: i bunderstand
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Samanthaaaa@Samwitch222Nov 6
And FYI a judge ruled in her favor in 1977 allowing her to play in the US Open. He ruled "This person is now a female" and that requiring Richards to pass the Barr body test was "grossly unfair, discriminatory and inequitable, and a violation of her rights." We've gone backwards
Samanthaaaa (@Samwitch222) profile pictureSamanthaaaa@Samwitch222Nov 6
Trans women have been in sports forever btw. Tucker Carlson's dad actually got famous outing a famous tennis player as trans (Renée Richards). Whose ranking peaked at 20 despite her overwhelming physical advantage
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@DefectivePiggNov 6
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august julia@jademelody590Nov 6
oh thank you so honorably for "allowing me to live as" a woman, that's so nice of you!!!! I was just gonna check with you actually so I'm glad you said something! (:
Helis (@Helis40k) profile pictureHelis@Helis40kNov 5
The issue with the trans community is that they want you 100% on-board with their program or else you're not on their side. "I don't think you're truly a woman, but I will allow you to live as one" is somehow a worse position to them then the denial of their very existence.
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Thanos_03@Thanos038Nov 6
Saw a guy with a prosthetic leg and immediately thought to myself, “Nice chrome, choom.”
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