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Joined November 2022
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JUST IN: AP projects Democrat Brian Matlock has won the Arizona Mine Inspector race, defeating Republican Les Presmyk. fox10phoenix.com/news/2026-a…
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Wait it gets worse LMFAOOOSSJSJS
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POV: you’re driving coast to coast and you have to pass through 40 miles of Republican governance
Wild governors map going into 2027
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this is not funny i genuinely almost just cried she was so scared
Goat realizing she slept through her herd leaving😂
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This just blew my fucking mind
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This guy cut me off to sit his ass in the middle of the road so i got irritated and went to shoot him in the face and realized I know him oh my god hey Sergei how did that gig i did for you last week turn out….
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killer cyborg infamous mercenary menace of futuristic city vs regular dude fighting pisspoor bandits and roman empire larpers in nuclear wasteland
Still think about how awesome of a fight Courier 6 Vs V would be to watch...
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girls seemingly spawn into existence identifying with either bunnies, cats or fawns and scientists still don't know why
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United States Of Atlanta
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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You look Like a Kind and Respectful person
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Never kill yourself.
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empathetic bunny: i bunderstand
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And FYI a judge ruled in her favor in 1977 allowing her to play in the US Open. He ruled "This person is now a female" and that requiring Richards to pass the Barr body test was "grossly unfair, discriminatory and inequitable, and a violation of her rights." We've gone backwards
Trans women have been in sports forever btw. Tucker Carlson's dad actually got famous outing a famous tennis player as trans (Renée Richards). Whose ranking peaked at 20 despite her overwhelming physical advantage
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oh thank you so honorably for "allowing me to live as" a woman, that's so nice of you!!!! I was just gonna check with you actually so I'm glad you said something! (:
The issue with the trans community is that they want you 100% on-board with their program or else you're not on their side. "I don't think you're truly a woman, but I will allow you to live as one" is somehow a worse position to them then the denial of their very existence.
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Saw a guy with a prosthetic leg and immediately thought to myself, “Nice chrome, choom.”
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Georgia made history this week by electing its first openly transgender state lawmaker. Bentley Hudgins won the House District 90 race in DeKalb County with about 92.5% of the vote.
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Spice is an analogy for Dr. Pepper
What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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Soon Georgia
Day 3 of Woke 2.0: They’ve sandblasted Stone Mountain🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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