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Minneapolis, MN
Joined November 2017
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If you are reading this and live in Chicago plz be my friend
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I’m paying $50 per physical therapy session post-surgery to do things like squeeze my butt muscles for 5 seconds. To think I was going on brisk 18 mile runs not so long ago!!
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Yall are making up strange definitions of “affordable”
My sister whose bf is an aerospace engineer just said they can only afford one but not two kids lmao you people!!!!
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My sister whose bf is an aerospace engineer just said they can only afford one but not two kids lmao you people!!!!
My friend whose husband is a software engineer says they are worried about the affordability of having kids. And here I am fully planning to get a sperm donor and become a single mom on my nonprofit admin assistant salary if I don’t find a husband
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Søren Kierkegaard on those obsessed with "being busy"
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I suspect I’ll need psych meds for the rest of my life
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Lizzy retweeted
White Mississippi elites watched their state elect the first Black senators just a few years after the Confederacy fell and made damn sure it would be another 152 years before the Blackest state elected another Black senator. Literally the end of an era
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But what if it is
your late 20s are for thinking it’s all over
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If Lena Dunham got her spark back at 35 with no uterus, a world turned against her, and a cheugy ex who wanted everyone but her then so can you
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in minneapolis we hang out with our friends :)
in sf you wear selvedge denim and a chore coat people think you're on the bleeding edge of fashion. in ny if you don't have the right sneakers for f/w 26 they push you into the east river
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Pitchfork properly rated Liz phair and Elliott smith
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Fascinated by the random gay guy that’s seemingly the only person allowed to reply to Hillary’s tweets.
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Lizzy retweeted
2 days before i was hospitalized i was in a bookstore & i told the worker im about to throw up can i have a bag and she was like you have to purchase something and i asked for the bathroom and she said the same thing and then before i made it to the exit i threw up everywhere
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Enormous win for St. Louis 💯
The most dangerous city in every state.
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it’s okay though, i have my mom 🖤
100% single, no roster going into my birthday in two weeks if anyone wants to express their love for me now
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My top 100 indie rock records? You probably haven’t heard of them 😁
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My brain does that all by itself sober
molly will trick u into thinking the people around you are good
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If I’m being honest with myself I’m probably wiggling around way too much
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It’s still happening
So many people I know are getting engaged/married and because I liked their posts on instagram the algorithm is now showing me engagement photos from a bunch of randos which ultimately is not helping my self esteem
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I’ve gone to 5 different in-person events since my hip surgery on Thursday. And later tonight will be 6 #unstoppable
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This happened to me
Hinge is actually magic because it’s so bad you start making peace with being single
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