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I'm just me, I love to smile and laugh. I get a little crazy sometimes.

Joined May 2011
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Sadly, this is all too common. The amount we pay teachers in this country is truly shameful.
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If Republicans figured out a way to capitalize off of abortions they wouldn't be trying to make it illegal. #RoeVWade – at Watervliet, MI
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For every 100 likes, I’ll change Renesmee’s face into another character from #Twilight.
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I don’t understand people that live alone and don’t walk around naked.
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My nerd brain is 🤯 – at Fair Plain, MI
We hear Middle-earth is quite nice this time of year. Big news tomorrow, 8 AM ET. ⚔️
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True tax rate for the 25 richest people in the United States: 3.4% Average tax rate for a nurse: 24% You know what? A nurse should not pay more in income tax than a billionaire. How's that for a radical idea?
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I'd bring @KatMiller_5 as a birthday present! – at Stevensville, MI
Its always a pleasure getting the chance to meet & chat w the ppl who come to my shows (you guys lol) but its been SO long 😭 I’ve decided to host small M&Gs at every stop on the sentiment tour, randomly selecting fans to join each one. RT & @ the friend you’d bring to enter💙
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Wordle 229 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 – at Stevensville, MI
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This.
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Our grandparents didn’t serve in World War II just for these fuckers to march on our streets This video is not from 1930s Germany this is from Orlando Florida 2022 anti-semitism is alive and well. We need leaders to fight against hate, not for it.
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Once upon a time I thought I was done with Christianity. But the reality was I was just done with the institutional, corporatized, gentrified, politicized, culturally exclusive version of it.
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The phrase "what the entire fuck" implies the existence of fractional fucks. "what the absolute fuck" implies the existence of positive and negative fucks. "what the actual fuck" implies existence of imaginary fucks. Conclusion: fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.
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Shannon Carlson retweeted
Who else feels ZERO sympathy for Novak Djokovic? 🖐️
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