I'm just me, I love to smile and laugh. I get a little crazy sometimes.
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Shannon Carlson retweeted
Sadly, this is all too common. The amount we pay teachers in this country is truly shameful.
Shannon Carlson retweeted
True tax rate for the 25 richest people in the United States: 3.4%
Average tax rate for a nurse: 24%
You know what? A nurse should not pay more in income tax than a billionaire. How's that for a radical idea?
Shannon Carlson retweeted
Our grandparents didn’t serve in World War II just for these fuckers to march on our streets
This video is not from 1930s Germany this is from Orlando Florida 2022 anti-semitism is alive and well.
We need leaders to fight against hate, not for it.
Shannon Carlson retweeted
The phrase "what the entire fuck" implies the existence of fractional fucks.
"what the absolute fuck" implies the existence of positive and negative fucks.
"what the actual fuck" implies existence of imaginary fucks.
Conclusion: fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.
Shannon Carlson retweeted
PCR came back Positive. This is a lesson to everyone. Do not kiss boys.
I currently feel like dog shit, so if you can avoid getting covid 10/10 would recommend.
Shannon Carlson retweeted
I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight
Shannon Carlson retweeted
STOP asking me if the wine is dry it’s literally a liquid like are you DUMB
Shannon Carlson retweeted
me on a date: i don't care what your sign is. i don't care what's in your pants. i don't care how much money you make. do you or do you not have a family that runs a 5k on thanksgiving
