24, he/they // multi-fandom account so i donβt flood my main π πΌ current fandoms: dropout, smosh, game grumps, valorant & VCT // @EXStaticTV
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Valorant has 0 character variety, itβs so boring fighting the same agents with the same abilities every single game. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
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he said he wanted to try #goatmilk so i put my titty in his mouth
my boyfriend (28, very straight laced guy)βs work bestie is a 40 something year old man who does meth and never goes to the doctor. chill dude. you find community in weird places as an adult
having a small bladder and getting tattooed is such a terrible combo. i feel like the other artists are judging me for my need to pee ππ
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its finally COCKtober ππ so u know what that means ππ
Dick sucking awareness month π―ππΌπ
π IT'S TIME TO GET β οΈSPOOKYπ π GET πFISTEDπ BY A πSKELETON πSHOVEβπ CANDY π½π½CORNπ¬ IN YOURπASSπ½ AND π
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ββοΈ FORGET TO SUCKπ©π SOME πDRACULAπ DICKππ¦
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Breaking my cock off inside her like a bee stinger and immediately dying
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how it feels replaying the same game 107 times and making the exact same choices
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So Heart warming β
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π³π³Green Buge,,πππlittleπππβοΈβοΈπΏBuge ππππΏππwhy So Small and Cute.? π±π±π±ππππβ
#greenbuge
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I never thought Macklemore was cringey. I couldn't do it. I am too Seattle to turn my back on him. Weaker Seattleites might have, but not ME
