i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy) header
i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy) profile picture

i am not elon musk

@staylorcomedy

Currently: Kinda Fat // Comedian // Co-Host: Set to Destroy Podcast // I think I love you. (He/Ham)

 Kansas City, MO
linktr.ee/formerlyfatstephen
Joined January 2012
  • Tweets2.2K
  • Following478
  • Followers1.9K
122Media
Photo by i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy)Photo by i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy)Photo by i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy)Photo by i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy)Photo by i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy)Photo by i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy)Photo by i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy)Photo by i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy)Photo by i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy)Photo by i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy)
i am not elon musk retweeted
The Kansas City Star (@KCStar) profile picture
The Kansas City Star@KCStar10 Oct 2023
‘Fart Gate’? Firing Olathe teacher-comedian for crude TikTok video was plain silly | Opinion kansascity.com/opinion/opn-c…
‘Fart Gate’? Firing Olathe teacher-comedian for crude TikTok video was plain silly | Opinion

‘Fart Gate’? Firing Olathe teacher-comedian for crude TikTok video was plain silly | Opinion

Talking about flatulence and lying in a video got this Kansas teacher ousted from his job. From Toriano Porter:

kansascity.com
1
4
3,618
i am not elon musk retweeted
Read Jackson Rising (@JPHilllllll) profile picture
Read Jackson Rising
@JPHilllllll10 Nov 2022
Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product
Image from Read Jackson Rising (@JPHilllllll)
725
22,816
3,696
191,309
i am not elon musk retweeted
Jaron Myers (@jaronmyers) profile picture
Jaron Myers@jaronmyers3 Nov 2022
My podcast They Don’t Bite is back and todays episode is with my great friend @staylorcomedy! One time he gave an altar call at his aunts wedding 🥴 – at Kansas City, MO
2
2
18
i am not elon musk retweeted
alice hamilton (@AliceRHamilton) profile picture
alice hamilton@AliceRHamilton26 Oct 2022
I’ve had it with these male comedians
122
726
165
6,118
i am not elon musk retweeted
morris (@pmorris) profile picture
morris@pmorris14 Aug 2022
kansas city we’re bringing you a good time next weekend 😂👈🏿👉🏿🫣 please join @staylorcomedy @yung_grandpa69 @IntroFreeMind and i at @thefarewell courtesy the fine folks at @shuttlecockmag 🫡🎶🎤
Image from morris (@pmorris)
2
4
19
i am not elon musk retweeted
Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) profile picture
Alec Sulkin@thesulk24 Jun 2022
“SCOTUS Votes 6-3 to Issue Apology to Germany for WWII”
4
28
161
i am not elon musk retweeted
manny (@mannyfidel) profile picture
manny
@mannyfidel12 Apr 2022
rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them
986
24,707
5,286
121,059
i am not elon musk retweeted
Jeff Nelson (@JeffreyPNelson) profile picture
Jeff Nelson@JeffreyPNelson26 Mar 2022
Replying to @staylorcomedy
I hate us
1
1
So remember your anxiety or sadness is a normal response to severe stress. Consider a mental health plan. Identify those ahead of time individuals you can turn to whether it’s a spouse or life partner, family member, friend, or mental health professional. Don’t wait for a crisis
50
189
20
1,452
i am not elon musk retweeted
Matthew Rich (@_MatthewRich_) profile picture
Matthew Rich@_MatthewRich_9 Feb 2022
Dumped out one of my wife’s keepsake boxes and accidentally wrote the 3rd season of Euphoria.
Image from Matthew Rich (@_MatthewRich_)
2
5
32
i am not elon musk retweeted
Stacy Cay (@stacycayslays) profile picture
Stacy Cay@stacycayslays11 Jan 2022
He’s not kneeling to pray, he’s got a hot dog up his sleeve
Image from Stacy Cay (@stacycayslays)
6
5
48
i am not elon musk retweeted
Zito (@_Zeets) profile picture
Zito@_Zeets9 Jan 2022
Colts fans booed Andrew Luck and God punished them by giving them Carson Wentz
287
6,929
677
74,586
i am not elon musk retweeted
i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy) profile picture
i am not elon musk@staylorcomedy23 Apr 2021
Replying to @KarlousM
this video is how i learned to talk to women
4
20
4
130
Don’t let Joe Budden coming out as bisexual distract y’all from the fact that he’s been in office for almost a year & still hasn’t cancelled student loans🤨😤
Image from Will👁️🅰️Ⓜ️ (@atb__william)
358
8,059
1,619
52,750
Damn right I’m thicc, thicc and tired of people pointing out my thpeech impediment
1
3
34
i am not elon musk retweeted
David Folse II (@davidfolse) profile picture
David Folse II
@davidfolse18 Sep 2021
Y’all. What the hell is going on at Cedar Creek High School in Ruston? Warning: extreme content that includes sexual assault.
Image from David Folse II (@davidfolse)
Image from David Folse II (@davidfolse)
Image from David Folse II (@davidfolse)
Image from David Folse II (@davidfolse)
7
66
37
95
i am not elon musk retweeted
Duece Flame (@dueceflame) profile picture
Duece Flame@dueceflame14 Sep 2021
My homie @NILES100 brought me out on the road for the first time that’s legendary 💪🏾
Image from Duece Flame (@dueceflame)
Image from Duece Flame (@dueceflame)
Image from Duece Flame (@dueceflame)
Image from Duece Flame (@dueceflame)
1
3
1
21
i am not elon musk retweeted
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) profile picture
Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt7 Aug 2021
Please spend the 180 seconds it takes to watch this and then SHARE IT FAR AND WIDE PLEASE.
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
136
3,188
108
7,683
i am not elon musk retweeted
Kasey Famous (@KaseyFamous) profile picture
Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous23 May 2021
I told Stephen my cat was probably born in a Gates bag and now we call her beef on bun or B.O.B (this tweet is exclusive KC content if you don't get it, keep scrollin)
i am not elon musk (@staylorcomedy) profile picturei am not elon musk@staylorcomedy19 May 2021
consider yourself warned: if you invite me into your house i will rename your animals
1
2
i am not elon musk retweeted
David G Scott (@DavidGScott3) profile picture
David G Scott@DavidGScott32 Apr 2021
I was having lunch with my friend Don, and mentioned that two cute little ducks wait for me every morning right outside my apartment. I told him I give them bread every day. He said, "Don't do that. They'll get sick and die." I said, "I know. I hate ducks."
4
21
Load more