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A writer, a dreamer, a philosopher, a caring father, a loving husband & 13 other frightened individuals have filed restraining orders against me. Let me love u

Joined May 2009
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have u ever beaten someone for not standing up at national anthem then realised they're on a wheelchair then beaten them for being disabled
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Group texts: Diwali- happy diwali everyone! Holi-happy holi everyone! Christmas-merry xmas everyone! Eid- eid mubarak ali, fatima & bilal⭐️🌙
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Appears Durex makes condoms based upon the size of male ego rather than the size of male sex organ.
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My sincere condolences. Sansa will sit on the Iron throne. 💪🏼
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Uri if its a c-sec surgery?
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worried that stephen hawking has been lying dead on his wheelchair for years now w his voice synthesizer controlled by chinese prank callers
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Hats off to milind soman for finishing the 90k marathon despite having to get admitted due to dehydration. By far the sexiest man alive.
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There's Ali in Diwali, Ram in Ramzan but no cross-religious boys name in Christmas. Thats why I hate Jesus. Anybody notice Jihad in Jaihind?
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Friend: happy diwali to u & ur family Me: everyone I loved died in a firecracker accident Friend: thx! Kabi khud se bhi message kar liya kar
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Looks like @steppennwolf is keeping himself busy these days. xitter.gq/ttindia/status/8213503…
Stray #dogs have a right to live, Supreme Court tells petitioner who wanted such dogs completely destroyed across country. #AnimalWelfare
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Thanks @steppennwolf for raising this issue. I request ppl to stop feeding their dogs a week before Christmas so that dogs don't pee at all xitter.gq/steppennwolf/status/68…
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Last Christmas in South Bombay, 38 dogs lost their lives & 200+ got genitals burned just b/c they answered nature's call on a festive tree
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Last Christmas in South Bombay, 38 dogs lost their lives & 200+ got genitals burned just b/c they answered nature's call on a festive tree
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Decorative electric lighting on Christmas trees surely looks beautiful but causes electrocution of innocent pet dogs when they pee on them
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When will Coldplay realise that the mumbai gig is a trap set by shiv sena to arrest them for making fun of bappa
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dog tears ? I think dog bites for you , for life . Seriously not funny . I'm through with this
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in my opinion missal pav needs to be banned . Replace with puchkas
also missal pav is a huge no no especially when the combination is with Chinese for heavens sake !!
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what I won't be forgetting , siddhartha is your warped sense of humour . But hey we live in a democracy .... so go ahead
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sorry , but I dont subscribe to this kind of humour . Jokes on a dog being thrown brutally off a terrace . Not my scene
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