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holdin long, holdin strong

Joined July 2020
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
Every reaction from the Brewers after securing the final out of the World Series 😮‍💨
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YOUR MILWAUKEE BREWERS HAVE SCORED 8 RUNS IN THE 5TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOUR MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE HEADING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
“Are you free after work?” I’m free during work I don’t give a fuck
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
Hello, Wisconsin! ⚾️🏈 Brewers take Game 1 of NLCS vs. Dodgers 2-1 Packers beat the Bears 31-7
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
162 ✅ Jacob Misiorowski (MLB rank): 252 Ks (1st) 1.80 ERA (1st) 0.80 WHIP (1st) .157 BAA (1st) Milwaukee @Brewers: 103 wins (1st) 55 home wins (t-1st) Next: October (MLB x @Abbvie)
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
brewers world series?
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
The first 100-win season by any team since 2023!
The @Brewers have their first 100 win season in franchise history!
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
Let's all take a moment to understand how self-serving it is for OpenAI, Anthropic and other execs of big hyperscalers to talk of slowing things down. 1. LLMs are not AI and won't be AGI. There is nothing AI to slow down. 2. Competition is coming up fast, slowing benefits incumbents. 3. IPOs need hype & puffery; "we are so awesome it could become dangerous" is hype & puffery 4. Cover for real uncontrollable slowing growth as IPOs look to be pushed out
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
They’re calling me the unemployee of the month
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How do i gamble on this 😭
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Showing my barber beheading videos and asking if he can do that
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
All of the algorithms that operate the U.S. stock market have been published. For years this page has gone over extremely precise market research including real time and threaded calls of market leading movements. This page has proven that leading banks use ‘SMA outfits’ to effectively game and automate trading protocols ahead of non-public information. All of the algorithms and leading programs that banks use to manipulate the U.S. stock market have been published on a public front-end portal. At exactly 1,000 reposts—I’ll be automating the access link through Gleam and sending it by reply/DM only to accounts that follow @UnfairMarket —repost this post, and reply below. There will be an audit trail for every entry, so access only goes to the accounts that actually complete the steps. All three steps include: following:UnfairMarket reposting:this post reply below:this post And you will receive the link to access the portal. This is a front-end portal showing how SMA outfits are core to bank-level positioning, market manipulation, and major price moves before retail is ever told what happened. I’m so excited to share my life’s work with the world, work that only @SECGov has had any knowledge of until now. Happy 250th Fourth of July. 🇺🇸
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
I don’t know much, but I do know this man is about to have a threesome and cap the evening with medley of fine fruits and cheeses.
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
When your homie is absolutely dialed in at the Touch-Tunes kiosk and needs a pork missile stat.
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
I’d let her fart in my coffin before they closed lid
Margot Robbie
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
Brand new Bob Uecker mural in Milwaukee. Go @Brewers ⚾️
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LongStockMan (aka reply guy) retweeted
Is it better to have fcked around and found out than to have never found out at all..
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