Straw Hat Fc

Cal Watson stinks of wotsits and 0% peroni mmmm

Full Time! Straw hat 3-1 Custom House That one was for you wav, an incredible turn out on the touchline and a better turnout on the pitch. This clubs fucking brilliant. Gin ed scored a halfway line screamer. the scenes was something that wav would have fucking loved. UTFH🎩

Well, after a tough couple of days we have decided we’re playing on, this Sunday and the rest of this season is dedicated to our gaff, wav. Get down this Sunday as the new and old boys 👴 put in a performance to show their respect and love to wav ❤️ See you all sunday UTFH 🎩

It’s with great regret to inform the football word that we have lost a gooden. Wav was an absolute credit and prime example of a good footballer, manager and what a man should be. From the hat to you, thank you. Cat in the sticks, gaffer, Club legend. May you rest in peace❤️

Back to winning ways! After a couple of bad results and a couple weeks with no game, we headed to Neston against a young new team. Ako up top couldn’t be stopped with 5 goals in the first half for him to start us off! Full time Neston 1 - 11 straw hat UTFH 🎩

Axis at home! Game week number 2 sees us at home to @AxisUnitedFC, we look to build on last weeks 5-3 win and get 2 consecutive wins on the bounce. We go for another strong performance against a team who will no doubt put up a good fight. UTFH 🎩

Winning start! We faced a young saughall today, who put up a good battle but our attack was just on fire 🔥 Straw hat athletic 5 - 3 Saughall colts ⚽️ Danny Lewis ⚽️ Kris Jones 🎩 🪄 Callum Watson We wish Saughall all the best for the rest of the season 🤝 UTFH 🎩

League Opener! Sunday we face a new Saughall colts to begin our 26/27 campaign. We look to build and progress on a tough pre season. 🏟️ whitby sports & social club ⏰ 11AM kick off Come and support the hat as we are looking for a successful season ahead! UTFH 🎩

Winning ways! We came out winners today with a 2-1 scoreline. The class of our players is starting to show and we can hopefully build on that with the remainder of our pre season. Good luck to @TheGraceArmsFC who battled throughout, all the best for the new season 🤝 UTFH🎩

Pre season week 2! If you’re looking for a Sunday morning footy fix, we host @TheGraceArmsFC tomorrow as we look to build momentum going into the new season! 🏟️ Whitby sports & social club ⏱️ 11am Kick off UTFH 🎩

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DEAD DIDN’T YOU??? WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. WHO WANTS A GAME? WHO WANTS TO SIGN ON? @WOODLANDSFC4 get to ours

We are currently looking for some friends in the upcoming weeks. Anyone interested pop us a message so we can sort it out. ⚽️⚽️

Indeed we are! Anyone available we will be game!

Looking for a friendly (away preferably!) for this Sunday, we got let down today but still looking for a match! Any retweets would be really helpful!

Looking for friendlies over the next few months if anyone has any availability? We can host or travel!!

Tough one tomorrow as we travel to face title chasing Woodies. Hoping to cause a major upset! #UTFH 💪🏻 @WOODLANDSFC4 🏟 Thornton Road, CH65 5DF ⏱️ 11:00 KO 🏆 Chester and District Sunday League

5-2 defeat yesterday. Missing quite a few regulars, we scraped a team together and for 45 mins we were right in the game. Second half their fitness and quality told and they took over the game. ⚽️ Joe Little ⚽️ Ferg ⭐️ MOM from them - Riley ⭐️ MOM from us - Ferg