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lana cel ray

@sumbitches

boss of maryland

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Joined January 2008
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Time to freshen up
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lana cel ray (@sumbitches) profile picturelana cel ray@sumbitches24 Dec 2023
Updated my favorites. It was brutal
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When I was eight I moved from a school where boys did not act like that to one where they did. It was such a culture shock.
Odette (@Odetteforwomyn) profile pictureOdette@OdetteforwomynNov 3
we don't talk enough about female teachers getting harassed by little boys to the point they cry. so sick of them
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My reflexologist is now a senator 🥹
Pamela Wood (@pwoodreporter) profile picturePamela Wood@pwoodreporter10h
Democrats secured another flip in the Maryland General Assembly. Democrat Lara Westdorp is on track to beat Republican Sen. Bill Folden in Frederick County. (I'm also watching the delegate races in that district, more flips possible there) thebanner.com/politics-power…
Democrats flip Frederick County district, defeating state Sen. Folden

Democrats flip Frederick County district, defeating state Sen. Folden

“This win clearly demonstrates the power a community wields by coming together to fight for their futures," Democratic candidate for state senator Lara Westdorp said.

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My birthday wish came true
I'm Uni :3 (@unicouniuni3) profile pictureI'm Uni :3
@unicouniuni3Nov 6
The strongest has returned!!! Uni is finally home from the hospital! Thank you all so much for your love and support! It meant so much to us 😭
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He got diagnosed with prostate cancer yesterday
lana cel ray (@sumbitches) profile picturelana cel ray@sumbitches27 May 2024
Just found out that my dad’s best friend wrote in Fauci for president in 2020 and might vote Trump this year
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Not a metaphor
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They’re going to put this in textbooks to explain November 3, 2026
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He’s so stoic
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Juan@ChildishTycoonNov 4
James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa on their way to end MAGA
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You guys have no idea how bad I needed this
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The Baltimore Banner (@BaltimoreBanner) profile pictureThe Baltimore Banner
@BaltimoreBannerNov 4
Chuck Jenkins, Frederick County’s MAGA sheriff, loses bid for sixth term
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Sush@sushidoeNov 4
america be like "let's allow people to run a red light using their own judgement. i'm sure they'll make the right call every time considering that oncoming traffic has a green and is probably flowing at a gazillion miles an hour. and let's not design our intersections for it"
I'm Getting There (@Average_Docter) profile pictureI'm Getting There@Average_DocterNov 3
This is my vent art
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They voted their ossof 🥲
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joolsd@joolsdNov 3
silver jews lyrics
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@BulwarkClipsNov 2
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
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Marysia@marysia_ccNov 1
John Piper (British 1903-1992), 'Stansfield Church', 1986
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Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsNov 1
US states whose official sport is jousting
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Open enrollment started today at my job and health insurance doubled (last week they said it only went up 10%)
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It’s just the employee + children coverage that doubled. Everything else actually did only go up 10%
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I got a call from Wegmans about it
Arielle🪷 (@PrimallyRooted) profile pictureArielle🪷@PrimallyRootedNov 1
In case anyone needs to know this the Once Upon a Farm wagon wheels were recalled as a choking hazard at like the highest alert level because they become so sticky they can get lodged in the esophagus and can't be removed
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C.J. Prince@cj_prinFeb 20
Lucrecia Martel 😍
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cww@cww_0Oct 31
Just dawned on me
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grenadine girl@sizzylockOct 30
logging on to linkedin and commenting who cares on every post
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