Swans_Dan

Says the mouthpiece for John Major’s sausage…

Fair play the theatrics on display in this game would more likely see an Oscar and not a Ballon d’or! #LivvsArs

Blimey. Jesus of Nazareth is the Physio for West Ham! #swans #Swawhu

Is it a prerequisite of an east end football fan to be racist? #swans

Night & day the grilling Burnham is getting compared to the likes of Johnson et al #bbclaurak

Dan Thomas resigned. Why did he resign when he said he has done nothing wrong? Furthermore why hasn’t the Reform party suspended him pending the outcome of the Police investigation? #PoliticsWales

Concede from a corner, where have I seen that before..? #swans

Poetic Justice when he was being fouled, Idah can still brush off a challenge and gain an advantage #swans

Wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him, the sooner Farage and his ilk are out of politics the better. Complete and utter charlatan! #bbclaurak

What am I witnessing here tonight? This is absolutely terrific! #Swans

That’s the best goal I’ve seen down here for a long time. Vig’s ball was something else! #swans

Jesus wept, Lee Anderson on @gmb this morning!

Honest Bob on #bbclaurak get in the bin along with the rest of Reform UK Ltd!

#bbclaurak so James Cleverley can’t recall context of Kemi Badenoch referring to Bridget Phillipson as Gestapo, yet pulled out something that happened a few minutes before in Parliament. Really?

Blimey, where’d he get that suit from, Trigger? #farage

Blimey on the World stage the US push their weight around and as soon as a finger is laid on them on the pitch they go down, and by some irony, like they’ve been shot! #USAvAUS

Christ if the USA celebrate that goal any more they’ll have a hydration break! #USAvAUS

When will @SwansOfficial start providing sofas for us to watch the games behind in the Stadium?

When you’re down in the dumps with Rugby, your side doesn’t get the rub of the green. Thanks @SixNationsRugby for letting Dickson be the referee tonight. A blinder

Another aspect not bring discussed is Supermarket alcohol sales, they are able to considerably undercut businesses in the hospitality sector #bbcqt