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This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20 Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed. 21 But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God. John 3:19
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What about when he wears the leather jacket though, did you ever stop and ask yourself that?
Hot take: He is not better looking than her.
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Can we all be real for a sec I thought it'd be like this But those cute Little Debbie cakes don't slap like they did when we were kids
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I know he's very polarizing but then he pulls some shit like this and I think, fk it, give him a third term.
CNN: "Even if he's impeached, you'll keep Hegseth?" Trump: "I stand by him. Yep." CNN: "Massie says he's...." Trump: "Massie is a loser. Just like you're a loser at CNN."
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100% the first mini movie my sons would make loool
Hiç böyle düşünmemiştim.
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Thought my cat had a UTI only to find out he was dry humping us. Brooo
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These people were painting murals of orgies on dining room walls, I guarantee you they had some bangers at the house parties and this weird shit was played in the dark temples as they slit the throats of sacrificial animals and the smoke from the burning fat hung languidly in the air.
Ancient Roman music is the most unsettling shit I’ve ever heard in my life
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The Christian conservatives when they see someone more conservative than them and it hoits der feewings so much they turn into raging libtards
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I read through Bug Hall's most controversial and damning tweets. He's funny and y'all are a bunch of limp-wristed, hypocritical moralizers with over-active imaginations bent towards hell. 😘
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I'm in the top 5 players in the bronze tier
this tumblr tier garbage was such a ridiculous psyop. there are maybe 20k active players at any given time on this server known as earth. you may or may not be one of them
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So did people stop dying of spontaneous combustion or is there a cover up
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Tbh the persistent optimism prob places me in the bottom quintile
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Seems wise and normal
Foreign-born employment surges by 809,000 in October, while native-born employment declines by 64,000. Foreign-born workers now account for 19.5% of US employment, up from 19.1% in September. Follow: @AFpost
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Omfg 😂😂😂
This is literally EVERY boomer on Facebook right now:
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Guys, come on! It's okay to love each other 🥹
the sparkles in his eyes😭
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Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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Magical footwear for the undead
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