@tedmoder

BGT AP🎢 love my owner

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Joined August 2021
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❤️- motorcycles, chuck e. cheese, wife, goats, shuake, orange foods, fat guys, dogs, farm, highballs, scary movie, working 💔- sandwiches, wirehair dogs, beer, UF gators, skinny women, skinny men, tobacco, scary movies, working
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paperboy 🇵🇸@random_rules10h
high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
#1 stuff haver@braveandstrong6Oct 26
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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hazel🎃🧹@BluebriarArtsOct 27
The beauty of cultural exchange
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yer da goes to cex for porn
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susie
@susieetweetsOct 26
watching this scene for the first time where nathan fielder becomes baby captain sully was truly wild 😭
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luke🏴🇵🇸@skywlkr_luked13h
one of the most unbelievable things ever put on television. i was in fucking tears when this came out
susie
@susieetweetsOct 26
watching this scene for the first time where nathan fielder becomes baby captain sully was truly wild 😭
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coco@tripledrank16h
The only alt People in ur school:
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Please. I drew this, so just get off my Twitter now. There's already enough Splatoon porn.
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vallen@vqllen13h
“how ass is marvel rivals?”
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
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@factpostnews13h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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냉동참치@gunecham17h
개병규@kyubalnom20h
친모아팁 - 아이템 만들때 신중해야함 주민이 책읽고싶다해서 걍 대충 글자넣고 낄낄 거리면서 만들아줬는데 마을에 야화첩 역병돌아서 뭐만하면 야화첩 나옴. 존나 뉴스에도 나오고 지자식 키울때도 야화첩으로 육아하는 장면 나옴 시발
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Sckumba@sckumb15h
Remove twitter auto scroll immediately.
rahlockz07@rahlockz07Oct 27
A squeaky skunk goes costume shopping.
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FactPost
@factpostnews13h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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paige@BonerWizard16h
4yo has independently arrived at thinking the line "bustin' makes me feel good" from the Ghostbusters song is funny so I don't know what to do about that
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choc@parfya19h
this nigga thinks his cutie mark is about Balenciaga boots, NO BITCH your destiny is getting your ass kicked 🤦🏾💯
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videosyncrasy@gapingmawsOct 27
its awesome how complicated the grift is here
videosyncrasy@gapingmawsOct 27
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Layla Rhiannon@LaylaRhiannon316h
that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up
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Black pudding in a Rustlers cheeseburger
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Now He Sings@nowhesobsOct 27
Not even in a million years would I have guessed that this is how we get confirmation that they fucked raw. I’m in the middle of my workout and I can’t stop laughing
Chit Talker🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸@RealChitTalkerOct 26
H3 employee Tamara confesses she had hepatitis once. Ethan worryingly prods her for more info.
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fall vibes = activated
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