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Nowhere to go, everywhere to be

New York City
Joined June 2009
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I love florida
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THIS IS SO INSANE LIKE CMON MISS WILLIAMS WE NEED THAT LIVE ALBUM ASAP
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1. Seize her, 2. Cut her throat. 4. Stop. 5. No wait, I’ve changed my mind. 6. Let her go. 7. Step back three paces 8. Turn around 9. Close your eyes 10. POWER is power
Couple things: 1. Trump is STILL your PRESIDENT. 2. The QUEEN is STILL your OBSESSION. 3. Jesus is STILL LORD. 4. Great insight by the VICE PRESIDENT. 5. Knowledge is POWER. 6. Congratulations to all winners! Especially @RepLuna & @ByronDonalds. 7. Blowing a billion on a losing campaign full of celebrities is STILL hurting them. 8. The BARBZ are STILL PRETTY!!! 9. I don’t vote, I VETO✍🏽 10. Stay tuned & STAY MAD. 11. Christians are STILL being killed. 12. Maybe now our people will WAKE UP. 13. Love you 🎀🇺🇸
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✌🏾
let’s give a moment of silence to republicans
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bom dia a todos os mutuals em hayleymania
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Never forget that she did this shit with a fucking LUNG INFECTION
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New Vekoma reminds me of AI art and I will not elaborate further.
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If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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Montu talking to Banshee and Talon about other coaster models
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hayley williams writing after laughter
white people be like this is actually one of the more uplifting albums about suicide
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I’m sorry, if I follow you and your associated accounts for a giveaway contest and I don’t win, I’m immediately unfollowing the accounts. No free engagement from hoping the people that followed don’t unfollow ✌️
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Honestly surprised they didn’t just send Arie to Cedar Point since they clearly don’t give a fuck about ride types already existing
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ArieForce One going to SFMM. A fucking JOKE
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Something inside me is telling me Alex and I are going to have 300000 cats
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your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band paramore.
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I need paramore to come back with a vengeance, i miss them so much
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It feels so weird to hear Lacrymosa outside of the Evanescence song even though I know it’s a sample.
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18 years ago today, Paramore released ‘Decode.’
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Cold cold go away, never come back another day
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Where ya going, what cha doing, are you focusin on yourself
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Please, I beg thoosies to stop interacting with idiots that claim that all roller coasters are unsafe, who gives a fuck when we know the real truth. It’s not our job to educate people, id they want to be misinformed, please let them. You can slap them in the face with facts and
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It wouldn’t change their minds because they’re dead set on their beliefs.
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