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Father Clam

@teejayiscool

Nowhere to go, everywhere to be

 New York City
instagram.com/teejayiscool
Joined June 2009
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apollo@pmoreforarmorNov 6
THIS IS SO INSANE LIKE CMON MISS WILLIAMS WE NEED THAT LIVE ALBUM ASAP
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ugonwa@imaIiabiIityxNov 4
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@buffysNov 4
let’s give a moment of silence to republicans
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tai.@taisaetcNov 3
bom dia a todos os mutuals em hayleymania
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Never forget that she did this shit with a fucking LUNG INFECTION
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If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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hayley williams writing after laughter
Acid House Hospital (@darkmusick_) profile pictureAcid House Hospital@darkmusick_Oct 28
white people be like this is actually one of the more uplifting albums about suicide
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your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band paramore.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
18 years ago today, Paramore released ‘Decode.’
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Barbra Dook@missladysaladOct 12
Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded to buy a load bearing wall
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When we’re eating the rich and I get Caitlyn Jenner
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Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 29
17 years ago today, Paramore released ‘Brand New Eyes.’
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Since you guys are on starfucker now let's talk about this smash hit
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girl fuck you
fucking every word (@fuckeveryword) profile picturefucking every word
@fuckeveryword9 Aug 2015
fuck crank
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crank 2 out now.
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crank 2 out tomorrow at 10am et
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iPhone 18 Pro will be able to make phone calls
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…crank it for me now.
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crank 2
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uwu@donotbullymeplsSep 3
no comma walked so crank could run
wor$t man in america (@slayyyter) profile picturewor$t man in america
@slayyyter6 Feb 2024
NO COMMA
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david@davidefinitelyAug 31
me trying to impress fruit ninja trade
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