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Not affiliated with *that* tetsuo. Compilers, infosec, systems programming. Building compilers for ML hardware. Spiritually widgetmaxxing.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined July 2025
Replying to @CerebralCoding_
… and it got over 8k likes
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You jolt awake, your pillow drenched in sweat. It takes you a moment to register that you're in the safety of your home. The divorce has been taking a toll on you. For the past few months, you've been plagued by a recurring nightmare where Mitchell Hashimoto, author of Ghostty and co-founder of Hashicorp, ratios you on Twitter in front of your moots. You check the time on your phone. 3:30am. You see a notification that makes your blood run cold. Hashimoto jumpscare.
hashimoto ratioing me is one of my worst fears
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Replying to @opdroid1234
When your buddy somehow got a reservation at the food court.
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How your email finds me after I’ve eaten food court curry.
Fuck. Took a chance with the food court curry and now I’m paying the ultimate price.
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How many kernels do you have to fuse before it becomes a megakernel?
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Two GOATs becoming one.
Excited to announce that Moondream is joining Prime Intellect to accelerate inference and continue building the next generation of efficient multimodal models!
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Love this take
Replying to @htmx_org
Love this take
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Next time I break prod, I'm going to tell the team that it wasn't me, it was Codex.
Replying to @crertel
I didn't do anything. I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches.
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Anyone remember this guy?
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