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Third account. I'm tired boss.

Joined July 2026
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*sees that China has declared war on Feminism* *looks inside* It's just people complaining about how there aren't enough women in leadership positions within the CCP. *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
🇨🇳🚫♀️ CHINA DECLARA “GUERRA” CONTRA O FEMINISMO Após o governo chinês tratar o conflito de gênero online como ameaça à estabilidade e segurança nacional, várias páginas feministas estão sendo censuradas. Uma professora de direito foi demitida em Pequim por comentários feministas e por questionar a ausência de mulheres na cúpula do Partido Comunista Chinês.
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Being a weak NPC is like living in hell because you don't want to be rude and for the other tortured souls to think you're weird for leaving.
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Judges are simultaneously an unstoppable roadblock preventing Republicans from doing anything the American people want, and easily ignored fools with no power when they do something Israel doesn't want.
JUST IN: Marco Rubio warns the International Criminal Court against trying to jail Americans — declares “Stop quoting laws to men with swords.”
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Boyfriend stuck with her through cancer Now she wants someone richer
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People think I'm joking when I say women should be viewed essentially the way droids are in Star Wars. As a completely inferior servant class, little more than property. I'm not joking. How can people read posts like this and argue otherwise?
This is why men suffer in silence.
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Even Seneca knew it was Israel
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If you have a few months of expenses in savings, you're "rich".
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You might think this is a bad thing, but you'll be grateful that they gutted the military and feminized the soldiers when the time comes to "do the thing".
🇩🇪 "MACHO PROBLEM IN THE GERMAN ARMY" - NEED MORE FEMININE SOLDIERS Germany's anti-discrimination commissioner, Ferda Ataman, has her diagnosis after a new Bundeswehr survey on sexual harassment. "The Bundeswehr has a macho problem, the study shows that clearly," she told the RedaktionsNetzwerk Deutschland. - 72% of female soldiers and 31% of male soldiers reported verbal sexual harassment at some point in their service - Defense Minister Pistorius announced a 34-point plan, including a new hotline - Green parliamentary business manager Irene Mihalic, a former police officer, said a "Dunkelfeldstudie" [unreported-crime survey] of sexism in the federal police forces would also be "desirable"
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There is a reason wise men throughout history abandon society and fuck off to the mountains. The only exception are those who seek power, which do stick around. Those uninterested in power just wash their hands of the whole thing and just want to live quietly.
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I was a sex robot with mechanical hugging action.
I want to have a wife and hug her a lot
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BILLIONAIRES. ARE. THE. REASON. YOU. ARE. STRUGGLING. NOT. IMMIGRANTS.
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To demonstrate my point that sub 90 IQ normies don't understand second-order consequences, I present to you the abortion argument wherein women unintentionally advocate for █████████ poor people.
having a child in poverty is more cruel than abortion
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This is a MASSIVE Red Pill NUKE on female nature and how social media apps like Tinder destroyed dating. Female Dibblers are a species where the females prefer for larger males, the way they determine this is by comparing Male Dibblers, because the zoo only had average Dibblers the female refused to mate because they couldn't find one bigger than average—Steve on the other hand is small for a Dibbler male, by showing the female Dibblers Steve they then finally mate with the average males (which they refused to mate with before) despite the fact that nothing changed. A woman goes on social media or a dating app and she's going to see/want the hottest/tallest men—this creates a massive problem—the hot/tall guys will sleep with tons of girls (spinning plates) and move on, the women will suddenly see hot/tall as the baseline and thus refuse to settle for anything less (despite the fact most of these women are average—not hot enough to marry for the hot/tall guys) and this leads to unrealistic expectations. Social media/dating apps destroyed dating because it made women utterly delusional about what an "average man" really is, its the same thing with the Dibblers—poor Steve will forever be an Incel not because Steve is a bad a guy (he may be the greatest Diddle those Dibblers ever had) its simply because there aren't smaller Dibblers and this is a good analogy for female nature and how women really think/feel. It would honestly be for the best if dating apps were completely banned and people were forced to meet/date IRL (or just not on apps) because that would create a far more realistic/reasonable situation in which everybody stands a chance—right now the situation is lose lose—women refuse to "settle" and men don't even get a single date. And that's the cold hard truth.
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The problem is women's rights, not technology, but I'll compromise and agree that women should probably be banned form using the internet for at least a generation other than look up recipes and share baby photos with family.
😳😳 I am afraid this man is absolutely right and there is a huge problem coming our way. 😱
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I'm giving everyone who likes this post a "monkey noise" pass. You're welcome.
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Brutal honesty. From a bot . Wow.
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Mulher é igual independente da espécie pqpkkkkkkk
divided by species, united by thoughts.
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