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Third account. I'm tired boss.

Joined July 2026
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People think I'm joking when I say women should be viewed essentially the way droids are in Star Wars. As a completely inferior servant class, little more than property. I'm not joking. How can people read posts like this and argue otherwise?
This is why men suffer in silence.
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Even Seneca knew it was Israel
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BILLIONAIRES. ARE. THE. REASON. YOU. ARE. STRUGGLING. NOT. IMMIGRANTS.
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This is a MASSIVE Red Pill NUKE on female nature and how social media apps like Tinder destroyed dating. Female Dibblers are a species where the females prefer for larger males, the way they determine this is by comparing Male Dibblers, because the zoo only had average Dibblers the female refused to mate because they couldn't find one bigger than average—Steve on the other hand is small for a Dibbler male, by showing the female Dibblers Steve they then finally mate with the average males (which they refused to mate with before) despite the fact that nothing changed. A woman goes on social media or a dating app and she's going to see/want the hottest/tallest men—this creates a massive problem—the hot/tall guys will sleep with tons of girls (spinning plates) and move on, the women will suddenly see hot/tall as the baseline and thus refuse to settle for anything less (despite the fact most of these women are average—not hot enough to marry for the hot/tall guys) and this leads to unrealistic expectations. Social media/dating apps destroyed dating because it made women utterly delusional about what an "average man" really is, its the same thing with the Dibblers—poor Steve will forever be an Incel not because Steve is a bad a guy (he may be the greatest Diddle those Dibblers ever had) its simply because there aren't smaller Dibblers and this is a good analogy for female nature and how women really think/feel. It would honestly be for the best if dating apps were completely banned and people were forced to meet/date IRL (or just not on apps) because that would create a far more realistic/reasonable situation in which everybody stands a chance—right now the situation is lose lose—women refuse to "settle" and men don't even get a single date. And that's the cold hard truth.
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Brutal honesty. From a bot . Wow.
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Mulher é igual independente da espécie pqpkkkkkkk
divided by species, united by thoughts.
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My post has made it to instagram.
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ladies, how could you possibly resist this dance
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I'm beginning to think that these Mfers have it figured out...
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I won't stop if you won't stop
Pray for a guy named Matthew, that he finds a reason to live
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GN frens
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Evergreen
Asshole local governments are retaliating against the voters for approving Amendment 3 by threatening to cut important projects. Cut your damn staff and salaries and cut the waste at the sheriff’s offices. Myriad examples have been given over the last six months.
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Some political ideas age better than others. When I proposed a new model of national service in the 2024 election, it quickly became the butt of jokes. Now France and Germany are taking steps towards it, and in Sweden places are highly prized by teenagers and employers alike. What I’d seen as prime minister – the constant probing by our enemies, which didn’t distinguish between civilian and military – had convinced me we would soon need some kind of resilience corps. The cyberattacks on European supermarkets, with fridges remotely set to 50C so the food spoils, show this is our new reality. Defence spending won’t stop that. Responsibility for our security can’t just be subcontracted to the military. In a world in which the government feels obliged to tell us to stockpile tinned goods, our culture needs to change. It will take more than well-stocked cupboards to meet this moment. A new, universal national service scheme should offer people options. A few might join a small, selective military cadre. Others could serve with search and rescue, St John Ambulance or Meals on Wheels, or train in cybersecurity. It would make us more resilient and more cohesive, give the almost one million young people not in education, employment or training a sense of purpose, and remind us all that citizenship brings responsibilities as well as rights. My @thetimes column today 👇 thetimes.com/comment/columni…
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