ThoughtsFromParis

My nephew playing the arcade I put together with a name that suggests I'm the band's biggest fan. Truth is I hardly know their music. I just love puns. #ARCADEfire

According to Google A/I...

If I started a Facebook Group called "Guys In Their Mid-40s Who Are Still Naturally Blonde" it would be just me and five dudes from Sweden. #pleaseignorethesunburn – at Indiana, USA

Left my conference and drove two miles to see my amazing sister Dana (at a different conference) talk about branding for @CanidaePetFood (life highlight to see her speak) – at Carlsbad, CA

Cooked #broccoflower and pretty sure this came from another planet. I was hoping there was an alien inside. (there wasn't 😥) – at Chicago, IL

My holiday card for 2021. I get silly. #holidaycards #holidaycard

Shoveling with a broom in sandals minus a jacket should be rewarded, not made fun of by a girlfriend who is laughing from inside taking photos. – at Chicago, IL

The weirdest thing about @alyankovic is that he's in the OFFICIAL video for George Harrison's My Sweet Lord. My two favorite things together. youtube.com/watch?v=04v-SdKe…

My understanding is that producers are looking to replace with a man, and in serious discussions with the clearly best choice...

Since I just got my second Pfizer dose at @Costco, I decided to celebrate Costco-style (by eating until I pass out). #meatsweats – at Chicago, IL

Pre-move floor picnic with this beautiful woman. It went so well I'm thinking about asking her to go steady. – at Chicago, IL

Excited to move in to a place that my incredible girlfriend and I selected and designed. It's also terrifying, but most worthwhile things are. – at Chicago, IL

When I tilt my head back I look like a guy with a huge forehead, a terrible haircut, and an unfortunate shaped skull. #ThisIsHowIWasteMyTime – at Chicago, IL

After being rejected into membership of the Church of Scientology we decided to walk along the beach (so it wasn't a total loss). #IWantToKnowWhatTomCruiseKnows – at Clearwater, FL