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Joined October 2023
Thea strikes again w an opinion piece
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always the drunk texter never the drunk texted
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You’re about to see the UK Government put Israel before any UK MP, or MSP too.
🚨 Israel has detained an SNP MP and a Greens MSP who were trying to enter Palestine
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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if harryween was in the uk i’d dress up as kathryn turner director of product development at m&s foods
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I’ll so take that
portugese is spiritually slavic, greek is spiritually romantic, slovenian is spiritually alien, hungarian is spiritually evil
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opening a movie theater that electrocutes you if you pull your phone out
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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It’s so weird. We just have her phone in the house and it’s not on silent so she’s still getting notifications, but she’s not here
Gunna go crazy on cex and buy all the old professor layton games because my nan and I used to play them together when I was little
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Gunna go crazy on cex and buy all the old professor layton games because my nan and I used to play them together when I was little
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did the sexy men factory blow up or
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society has progressed past the need for “sexiest man alive”
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British Marxists who participated in Paris protests publish manual for students 'to bring chaos from France to Britain
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Meghan Markle is getting more heat for being the daughter of an alleged paed0ph!le than (Prince) Andrew got for actually being the alleged paed0ph!le.. why?
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why did they use a Currys location map 😭😭😭
GTA VI’s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show it’s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 km² - GTA VI land area = ~100 km²
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i really won the breakup lottery bc there’s no better way to breakup than realizing someone was a disgusting individual the entire time. i feel bad for the girls who have amicable breakups & still love their exes. personally that man could die tomorrow and i’d have zero reaction.
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It is CRAZY when u talk to pro-lifers and you say “pregnant person” and they do the WHY DONT U SAY WOMAN and u reply “bc a 12 year old can get pregnant and I wouldn’t call them a woman but you prob would idk” and they just. Don’t reply. Lmao.
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Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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So many bots and out of towners throwing tantrums about Oxford St being pedestrianised. Went midday, on a weekday and it was rammed. Space is needed and now we have it. Carnaby St has been pedestrianised since 1973, not one person thinks “I wish there were busses and cars here”
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
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why is alice in chains can we help her
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