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A Zython

@the_zython

He/Him. Cyber Security professional, Jewish, Texan, and typical nerdy crap. Any resemblances to other Zythons living or dead is entirely coincidental

Joined January 2022
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kev joon (@never_oppressed) profile picturekev joon@never_oppressedMar 7
Apocalyptic scenes from Tehran tonight. I’ve never seen something like this.
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“Pastor preaching from a recliner, embodying sloth” Oh man, that’s going in.
Protestia (@Protestia) profile pictureProtestia
@ProtestiaNov 2
'Pastor' Mike Todd preaching in a $4000 (reg price $6000) reclining massage chair for a sermon illustration, explaining "most believers right now are not in right STANDING with God, they're in 'right SITTING' with him."
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These assholes have spent the last decade talking about how they know antisemitism better than Jews and how they know more about medicine than medical professionals and how much better they are because they're white.
Mickey Kaus (@kausmickey) profile pictureMickey Kaus
@kausmickeyOct 25
The trouble with the "it's just a joke" line is that Obama IS a snob. People think they know that. He shouldn't emphasize that side of himself. Didn't he used to be careful not to?
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Aw, are the "Jews Will Not Replace Us" people hasing a sad? I say turn up the snobbery against these arrogant fucks. Turn it up until these people are rightfully legally reclassified as livestock.
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You’re supposed to give people Molly, not ketamine.
Leo 𝕏 (@leo_leo_X) profile pictureLeo 𝕏@leo_leo_XOct 21
TERF is the new punk
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It is absolutely possible to politically disenfranchise conservatives and for other parties to be to Democrats’ left instead, you guys are just cowards.
Ranthony (@ChiefTeef8) profile pictureRanthony@ChiefTeef8Oct 22
Because "never lose an election again for the rest of time" isnt an option you dumbass
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These kinds of takes don't make a lot of sense until you realize that the only way narcissistic dipshits like this can socialize is if other people are forced to be in their proximity.
wanye (@xwanyex) profile picturewanye
@xwanyexOct 18
Very obviously true. I’m sorry, but you do actually have to go out into the world. We are social creatures. You can’t just stay home all the time, even if that seems like it’s what you want to do.
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Imagine accusing someone of personally murdering 20 thousand kids because you made fun of their slop avatar.
john (@AfterTheReset) profile picturejohn
@AfterTheResetOct 15
Replying to @the_zython @BabylonFan32
Wouldn't expect a Jewish person with the blood of 20k+ children on their hands to know what shame is lmao
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Nothing in the Bible forbids abortion or divorce the way it forbids murder. You would know this if you practiced literally any other religion.
🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror (@BillTheKid1603) profile picture🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror@BillTheKid1603Oct 10
Has the so called Pope condemned the GOP for not using it's control of 3 chambers to ban abortion and no fault divorce or does the Vatican only exist to to be an arm of the Democratic party
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“How dare you support the Ft. Hood execution, which I support, with Jim Crow, which I also support.”
Corey Walker 🇺🇸 (@CoreyWriting) profile pictureCorey Walker 🇺🇸
@CoreyWritingOct 10
Jamelle Bouie is comparing the Fort Hood terrorist to black people murdered during the Jim Crow regime.
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When women are having sex WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION! 😱😱😱
Tyler Austin Harper (@Tyler_A_Harper) profile pictureTyler Austin Harper@Tyler_A_HarperOct 8
Setting aside whether universities should be in the business of providing this kind of advice, the real question is why therapeutic bureaucracies are now somehow responsible for attending to every last private corner of student life, right down to the “bondage and fetish gear.”
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AES: I don’t support genocide in Gaza. Black gentiles: This is offensive to black people for some reason.
Booker G. Washington (@BookerGWash) profile pictureBooker G. Washington@BookerGWashOct 8
I hope Black voters in Michigan show out in full force and leave just that US senate race blank.
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.🤎🧸 (@Humera69391816) profile picture.🤎🧸@Humera69391816Oct 1
Biggest ick is seeing men cook Like yes cook its a basic life skill but I dont want to see that around me ever‼️
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“Dumb Nazis think they’re Zionists. Lawl.” youtu.be/k95DSQbQmJY
Man at C&A (@BeardedBrownMa1) profile pictureMan at C&A@BeardedBrownMa1Sep 30
Well. A whole lot of fuckwitted contradictions going on here. Where does one even start ☹️
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When you hate Game Grumps after Jon left for reasons you absolutely refuse to elucidate on.
Masked Pirate🏴‍☠️🔥👻 Geist (@Kamen_Pirate) profile pictureMasked Pirate🏴‍☠️🔥👻 Geist
@Kamen_PirateOct 1
You're blackpilling, You're blackpilling while the Internet Historian and Jontron are launching Game Grumps 2?!
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I keep telling people that the best way to keep car juice prices down is to lower the demand for cars, and therefore car juice. They won’t listen
Derek Harper (@dnharper) profile pictureDerek Harper@dnharperSep 30
As long as the built environment in America requires cars to exist, Car Juice Prices are going to be what gets people elected, and these elected will do as many invasions as necessary to keep prices down.
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Do I think Michael Tracey is a rapist? No. But he clearly lives vicariously through rapists, which is WAY more pathetic.
Michael Tracey (@mtracey) profile pictureMichael Tracey
@mtraceySep 29
If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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Le Pen has stated that she has no interest in fighting Russia and wants France to leave the EU. Where the hell are you getting your news?
𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀 (@chillariclinton) profile picture𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀
@chillariclintonSep 28
melenchon is worse than le pen on ukraine, and he would nuke the entire EU economy by essentially defaulting on france’s debt at a time when russia’s potentially looking to invade. electing melenchon is tantamount to continental suicide, so yeah, i would choose the lesser evil
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Scratch a liberal…
The Notorious S.E.B. (@bigseb31213) profile pictureThe Notorious S.E.B.@bigseb31213Sep 28
Replying to @chillariclinton
Unfortunately remarkable that le pen who is at least fascist adjacent is genuinely the better of the two
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“But leftists don’t…” Jews. He means Jews.
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That's... Probably what actually happened.
David Lo Pun-ch Nazis (@helpmeskeletor) profile pictureDavid Lo Pun-ch Nazis@helpmeskeletorSep 25
‘Cho Chang’ is a name that sounds like some poor editor had to wrestle Rowling away from calling her ‘Ching Chong’.
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