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Stand Up Comedian | Founder and CEO of The BreakThrough Group | Co-host of The Slaptail Squad | Weather Geek | #avgeek | #thesitcom| SLAP YOUR CURIOSITY

Indiana, USA
Joined August 2018
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DEBATE SETTLED: This is an F4 Phantom from at least 4 separate angles hitting a concrete wall. It vaporizes and disperses immediately. This is not new. Everything is not a conspiracy.
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50 legendary internet rabbit holes you can spend hours exploring πŸ“© 1. zoom.earth β€” Watch the world via live satellite imagery 2. flightradar24.com β€” See every plane currently in the sky 3. marinetraffic.com β€” Track all ships at sea in real time 4. windy.com β€” Live map of winds and storms 5. lightningmaps.org β€” Watch lightning strikes hitting Earth in real time 6. earthquake.usgs.gov β€” Live list of recent earthquakes 7. submarinecablemap.com β€” Ocean cables carrying the internet 8. globalforestwatch.org β€” Watch forests disappear from space 9. worldometers.info β€” The world's statistics, second by second 10. internetlivestats.com β€” Current number of tweets and searches being posted 11. thetruesize.com β€” Compare the true sizes of countries 12. oldmapsonline.org β€” Maps from centuries ago 13. davidrumsey.com β€” Archive of 150,000 historical maps 14. openstreetmap.org β€” World map drawn by volunteers 15. window-swap.com β€” Look out the window of a random person around the world 16. virtualvacation.us β€” Virtual walks through cities 17. mapcrunch.com β€” Teleport to a random spot on Earth 18. atlasobscura.com β€” Catalog of the world's strangest places 19. neal.fun β€” Interactive knowledge experiences 20. htwins.net/scale2 β€” Scale journey from atom to universe (Updated HTML5 link) 21. eyes.nasa.gov β€” Explore the solar system in 3D 22. stellarium-web.org β€” Real sky map in your browser 23. apod.nasa.gov β€” NASA's astronomy picture of the day 24. images.nasa.gov β€” NASA's entire visual archive, free 25. pudding.cool β€” Visual articles told through data 26. ourworldindata.org β€” The state of the world with real data 27. gapminder.org β€” What we mistakenly think we know about the world 28. informationisbeautiful.net β€” Visualizing complex data 29. data.worldbank.org β€” World Bank's open data 30. data.tuik.gov.tr β€” Turkey's official statistics database 31. archive.org β€” Archive of millions of books, films, and software 32. gutenberg.org β€” 70,000 free books whose copyrights have expired 33. openlibrary.org β€” Record of every book in the world 34. loc.gov β€” U.S. Library of Congress digital archive 35. europeana.eu β€” Europe's cultural heritage archive 36. dp.la β€” America's digital library collection 37. artsandculture.google.com β€” Tour museums from home 38. rijksmuseum.nl β€” Download artworks in high resolution 39. wikiart.org β€” Archive of 250,000 artworks 40. publicdomainreview.org β€” Forgotten visual treasures of history 41. openculture.com β€” Free archive of culture and education 42. metmuseum.org β€” Met Museum's open collection 43. musicmap.info β€” Family tree of music genres 44. radiooooo.com β€” Pick a country and decade to listen to that era 45. listen.hatnote.com β€” Turn Wikipedia edits into audio 46. wikipedia.org β€” Random knowledge well 47. timeanddate.com β€” Time, sunrises, and sky events 48. sciencedaily.com β€” Live stream of science news 49. arxiv.org β€” Free preprints of scientific papers 50. observablehq.com β€” Visualize data with live code Save this. You’ll definitely need some of these later.
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Sometimes a crazy beautiful view is all that's needed to keep your spirits up and you're positive energy strong. It's the little things that make a big deal feel small. #positiveenergy
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If you perceive that everyone is against you, I encourage you to undertake a self-evaluation. It is often the case that you may be projecting your own insecurities or discovering a character flaw, which can be quite insightful. This can be a challenging, yet essential, process for personal growth and becoming the individual you are meant to be. Authenticity is highly valued by others, regardless of your endeavors, whether in comedy, music, your daily work, or your relationships, both platonic and romantic.#selfgrowth #takeresponsibilityforyourlife #ReflectAndGrow #motivation #thebreakthroughgroup
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πŸ€– Made with AI
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No.. not everyone is out to get you.. maybe you're just too confrontational and narcissistic to consider you need to work on yourself and give folks a reason to want to be around you. #stoptheselfpity #escapethemindset #ownuptoit #thebreakthroughgroup #selfimprovement
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β­• Good morning Wizards, Humans, Aliens The #1 UFO news anchor, Cristina Gomez, reviews the latest UFO / UAP news and covers Peter Skafish, the anthropologist on the new UAP Science Advisory Council, who says UFO disclosure is moving too fast and warns the real problem is not the craft but the missing legal authorization behind whatever came after it. @Eyes_OnTheSkies @JeremyCorbell @EricBurlison @timburchett
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β­• UFO β€’ 2026 Ecuador. This crazy ass looking craft is like nothing I've ever seen before. What do you think it is?
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πŸ”΄A Second Crop Circle Appears at Alfred's Castle Nr Bishopstone Oxfordshire July 3rd 2026 This is highly unusual, a second crop formation has appeared in the same location as the one below... xitter.gq/UAPWatchers/status/207… #ufotwitter #uapx #Cropcircle Source: Credits to Stonehenge Dronescapes for the recording youtube.com/watch?v=pVaZh96A…
πŸ”΄NEW Crop Circle Alfred's Castle Nr Bishopstone Oxfordshire July 3rd 2026 Another stunning crop circle has appeared, this time in Oxfordshire. #ufotwitter #uapX Source: youtube.com/watch?v=YWdsKkEO…
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🚨A UFO photobombs this cameraman's video as he films this street race..
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🚨Las Vegas, Nevada, USAπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ.
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Robert Bigelow: I sold Skinwalker Ranch because the "Hitchhiker Effect" terrified me & Government Officials πŸ›ΈπŸ‘½ Billionaire Robert Bigelow admits why he walked away from Skinwalker Ranch forever: "I got very disturbed by the hitchhiker effect... it affected government officials and myself." "That's the real reason I sold the ranch and will never go back." He describes the phenomenon following people home with strange events, poltergeist like activity and personal disturbances that continued long after leaving the property. This is one of the most powerful admissions yet that Skinwalker wasn't just UFOs... it was something that latched on and wouldn't let go.
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Thank you to everyone who took part in #ufotwitterweek What an epic week of Spaces! πŸ›Έ
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UFOs ove Vegas strip. One UFO breaks into multiple. Witnessed by hundreds!!! DISCLOSURE DAY IS HERE!
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