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Jesse Wright

@thejessewright

Living better by ignoring more.

Joined April 2015
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I cannot stress enough you are no longer living in the same kind of country that you have been for your whole life up to now. america will probably be unrecognizable in four years. if you’ve ever wondered how you would act in 1939 Germany, prepare to find out.
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Stacy Cay
@stacycay2 Nov 2024
The problem with having a nonbinary ex is that you can’t talk about them without sounding antisemitic
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As God is my witness I was going to give “Our failing @cta” tweets a rest thru Labor Day. But an open small business would be CRUCIFIED for ignoring an unhoused Chicagoan passed out in front of it in this heat for 3 hours & Dorval Carter & his @CTA team should be now. Shameful.
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@chicagobars26 Aug 2024
In least Dorval Carter @CTA era thing ever - I told the @CTA station attendant at California on the blue line there was a passed out guy on the platform in need of a well being check & 3 hours later he’s still there. Hope he’s not dead @CTA Vallas could’ve delivered this.
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One of the funniest photos ever.
Image from No matter, Maurence. (@abs_sweetmarie)
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From the Pauper's Field to Sundown Town we've seen some SCALDING HOT TAKES on Mississippi lately and I just want to remind everyone:
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"Fuck Christopher-Robin," Eeyore yelled. "That little pipsqueak is too young to go to an Iron Maiden concert anyway. You give the ticket to me or else you don't get your ride." "Fuck you," Tigger yelled and hung up.
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Deranged whitewashing of white supremacy from @nytimes. White supremacist terrorists kidnap a Black child, lynch & murder him, lie about it in court—& NY Times features the woman at the center of it all w/a glamour shot as saying “mean words.” Legacy media continues to fail us.
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icyii, the latest Tom the Dancing Bug comic... Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, 2023: A Tribute to Al Jaffee
Image from Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling (@RubenBolling)
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The Evening Sun, Baltimore, Maryland, April 24, 1936
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Let's go Brandon!
Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) profile pictureDave Wasserman
@Redistrict5 Apr 2023
New: w/ 442,491 votes counted in Chicago, Vallas's lead over Johnson narrows to 2,441 votes (50.3%-49.7%). Huge momentum shift. You'd much rather be Johnson now.
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Erasmo is out of work while the orchards are too flooded to prune. Many farm workers in CA lost income due to storms and flooding. Growers are insured for losses, but their workers aren’t. PLEASE donate to support @UFWupdates emergency aid efforts here: ufw.org/food
A farm worker stands in a muddy, flooded orchard

ALT A farm worker stands in a muddy, flooded orchard

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 12.30.54
Image from Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller (@JohnnyCallicutt)
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk18 Dec 2022
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
57%Yes
43%No
17,502,391 votes • Final results
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alex@joysprick6 Nov 2022
it can be 72 degrees or it can be dark at 5pm. both at the same time is making me feel extra deranged
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"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie slight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash
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Paul O’Kane@pmokane21 Sep 2022
This is one of the funniest pieces of live radio you’ll ever hear. And the animation adds an extra layer. #Radio #GerryAnderson
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You’d think racists would love a black little mermaid because mermaids are literally 3/5ths of a person.
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I'm terrified by what we're seeing this summer, and by knowing how fast it's getting worse, and by how there's not really a ceiling on how bad it can get, and by how almost everyone still pretends business as usual can go on. Those who are not terrified don't have a clue.
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Canceling student loan debt? Are you shittin me??
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So I'm pretty frustrated & confused rn? just got home from a date and when she went to pick up her bill I said "don't worry about it, drinks are on me tonight" she fucking threw her FULL BEER at me?!?? has this happened to anyone else????? her name is Amelia Bedelia if that helps
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