Warren Piss (@themeeves) header
Warren Piss (@themeeves) profile picture

Warren Piss

@themeeves

Children's Entertainer.

 Moscow, Scotland
Joined March 2013
  • Tweets9.8K
  • Following741
  • Followers1K
535Media
Photo by Warren Piss (@themeeves)Photo by Warren Piss (@themeeves)Photo by Warren Piss (@themeeves)Photo by Warren Piss (@themeeves)Photo by Warren Piss (@themeeves)Photo by Warren Piss (@themeeves)Photo by Warren Piss (@themeeves)Photo by Warren Piss (@themeeves)Photo by Warren Piss (@themeeves)Photo by Warren Piss (@themeeves)
FOR GOD'S SAKE INTERNET. MY THURSDAY WANK IS THE ONE ESCAPE FROM POLITICS I GET A WEEK
Image from Warren Piss (@themeeves)
1
1
10
piss
Ooooooookay
Image from jonn elledge is mainly on bluesky (@JonnElledge)
7
11
43
Warren Piss retweeted
DJ BBQ (@stepheniscowboy) profile picture
DJ BBQ@stepheniscowboy14 Apr 2017
Gryffindors are red, I like the enchanted ceiling,
Image from DJ BBQ (@stepheniscowboy)
1
29
74
Daily Mail headline no.1: when Ed Miliband wanted to cap energy price rises Daily Mail headline no.2: when Theresa May wants to do the same
Image from Stewart Wood (@StewartWood)
Image from Stewart Wood (@StewartWood)
105
4,802
262
3,829
Warren Piss retweeted
wint (@dril) profile picture
wint
@dril11 Apr 2017
i rescind my 2009 tweet "bat man fucks joker", as i now understand, through the wisdom of age, that bat man adheres to a noble moral code
37
2,045
33
8,955
I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band. I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too. Czech one too.
59
3,203
190
5,979
Warren Piss retweeted
DJ BBQ (@stepheniscowboy) profile picture
DJ BBQ@stepheniscowboy31 Mar 2017
this Unite leadership election is just about as inspiring as last year's labour leadership election
Image from DJ BBQ (@stepheniscowboy)
Image from DJ BBQ (@stepheniscowboy)
2
3
Warren Piss retweeted
wint (@dril) profile picture
wint
@dril26 Mar 2017
calming down, with magnets
17
1,134
42
4,156
Just found out that electricity is halal DC gone mad
1
you, a fool: Martin McGuinness has died me, an intellectual: Martin McDry Irish Stout has died
waiting for a tweet to go viral so i can set phone to vibrate and let the wife enjoy twitter as much as me
1
Warren Piss retweeted
Loaf (@Loafc7) profile picture
Loaf@Loafc714 Mar 2017
So last night the police interrupted our group chat in the most spectacular way 😂😂
Image from Loaf (@Loafc7)
Image from Loaf (@Loafc7)
Image from Loaf (@Loafc7)
Image from Loaf (@Loafc7)
158
17,672
632
54,946
Corbyn may well be "a really decent guy" but he's "shit" at "politics" and that's the "point" of his "job".
92
408
49
1,240
Warren Piss retweeted
DJ BBQ (@stepheniscowboy) profile picture
DJ BBQ@stepheniscowboy13 Mar 2017
Well with that vote. Brexit finally means Brexit. Unless you're Ken Livingston of course. Then somehow Brexit means Hitler
1
4
First they came for the furries, and I said nothing, because I am definitely not furry and I demand to know who told you that
5
37
8
277
Batman: quick! To the batmobile [Baby bat is toyin with the solar system model suspended above its cot] Batman (cryin): never grow up kiddo
1
Siri I did not ask "Is lamb a peaceful religion"
Friends if you go to the local flea market REFUSE TO pay the service charge Fly tipping is illegal
UKIP announce solidarity with feminist critique of media as they too hate the male gays
2
Load more