Warren Piss

future proofing my work to be ready for skynet

this video proved why we should thank farmers so much, they never had to post again #MissionAccomplished

Me: Oh you're a ceiling fan are you? Name three of its load bearing walls.

feel sorry for aquaman like can't have a relaxin bath after work as he'll just think he's still on the clock

The saga is finished.

always watching

um, i guess that's one way to look at it

a tale of two cities

never quite knowing what to wear #AwfullyBritishAbroad

i miss 2004, when Milo Yiannopoulos was just another failed attempt of mine to pronounce this guy's name. Rather than a wet right wing fart

"The White House is running like a fine-tuned machine"

i don't remember this episode of FRIENDS

body goals #fitspo #beachbody

oh, a new entry for worst take of the presidency just entered the fray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, See a nazi in the street, Whatcha gonna do?