@thereturnofBWA

everything i say is untrue and satire

 Yesterday I was DL
Joined August 2019
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and when does he meet y/n ?
ChihuahuaEnjoyer420
@tweetsandboobs4 Mar 2023
I know a guy with the biggest dick I’ve ever seen, pretty good looking, good politics, smokes weed, just inherited a million dollars and he quite literally gets no bitches. It’s so weird.
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Palantir P@DrunkUncleP23h
😂 a tale as old as time
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 26
"Growing anti-Indian rhetoric within the GOP is pushing some lifelong conservative Indian American voters to reconsider their allegiance to the Republican Party" huffpost.com/entry/gop-india…

The Right Hates Indian Americans. It Might Cost Republicans Texas.

Growing anti-Indian rhetoric within the GOP is pushing some lifelong conservative Indian American voters to reconsider their allegiance to the Republican Party.

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Kentah Gwanjez
@GWANJEZ17h
The world's most famous soccer player is a three year old Black child 🖤
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the guitar player that could summon the spirits of people’s ancestors and descendants through the power of music and defeated a millennia old vampire with the same guitar? and ended up having a successful music career, naming a juke joint after a woman who died for him?
aria 🩰 (doe)@deardoeface13h
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i don’t play about sinners sorry i’m even gonna rewatch it
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“catelyn capturing tyrion was stupid” have you considered that she was aurafarming
˖᯽ ݁˖@1Cr0wwOct 24
Catelyn Stark Arrests Tyrion Lannister at the Inn at the Crossroads
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How goth music post-1990s sound to me
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i was never tapped in w her so I always thought they called her blackiana because of her excessive tanning, i didn’t know it was this bad omg
riri 🐇@crowfixedOct 25
Replying to @yonkamae
ppl really downplay how bad her blaccent was
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wtf this is my joke 😭😭😭
Vannah🎀@psavannahhh20h
She’s genuinely the funniest person ever 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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this is soooo annoying LMAOOOO
Chlöe
@ChloeBailey20h
aw shucks
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Pop Crave
@PopCrave20h
Chlöe Bailey as Meg Griffin for Halloween.
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WOAH
Pop Crave
@PopCrave20h
Chlöe Bailey as Meg Griffin for Halloween.
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This movie came out the day Elon bought twitter and I remember that there were NO comments like the ones in the replies. This should TELL you that while many of them are real, this app is MOSTLY ran off of racist bots.
Netflix
@netflixOct 24
no one's cooler than her
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If you’re a mom, you should just accept you can’t do stuff for maybe 4 to 5 years That’s why being a mom at 23 is so different than being a mom at 35
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kyle@kwidebodyOct 25
It’s genuinely only nonblack people calling this racist lmao
Netflix
@netflixOct 24
no one's cooler than her
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t-sheezy ✨@sheezy_tOct 25
Replying to @Atlas_Ace9
ain’t got no change sorry brotha
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My baby daddy was on his knees begging for that child. Today, he doesn’t do anything for her. Make sure YOU want to be a mother. Nothing else should make you get a child, especially, a Man saying he wants one.
Sheillah Khadie🛸@SheillahKhadieOct 25
Also make sure your man wants kids before bearing children for him🥹 The number of single mothers is through the roof😌
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" this absolute lie
Jubilee ❣️
@16pxlOct 23
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" i phototshopped this meme and it went triple mega platinum overnight bc everyone thought it was real 😭 sorry paris!
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I bet you have seen those videos showing how UK supermarkets are dumping huge amounts of in date food because they don't want to give it away. Meanwhile the UK govt is telling you to stockpile food for war. They think you are stupid.
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Why exactly are we supposed to be stockpiling bottled water, baked beans and sardines?????
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at least they’ve given notice
Ash
@theashrbOct 25
Streeting: Britain must be ready for war in 1,000 days apple.news/Ahkse2LZkQ3G9Aj2G…

Streeting: Britain must be ready for war in 1,000 days

Defence Secretary warns adversaries could attack by 2030 as households urged to stockpile supplies

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