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Chelsea 💙 Ronaldo 🐐 Wizkid 🦅 Just Alaba 🇳🇬 Yoruba | Football | Culture | Unfiltered thoughts

Joined May 2026
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GOD when you asked him why he needed to create us just to kill us 😭💔
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He failed as a brother 💯
I dey pity oluwadolarz ooo dey go too opeuh this girl 😫😭
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Bae U, so when are we getting Olamide Baddo in the building? 👀
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The comment section is killing me 😂😂😂😂 X…
Same wey I felt the same day I saw mercy eke in real life……..I felt disgusted brr
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Is eating too much really the main reason some people develop big stomachs?
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Now is the time to find out the truth about this thing. If it genuinely exists, prove him wrong. Just drop the location. Make we come test am. You can never find one volunteer. 😂
I would have been the proudest to declare it, if we had real bullet-repelling charm, known as ayẹta. But I can categorically tell you it doesn't exist. I know a lot of people will have a problem with me for saying this. But they don't have the charm. Their fathers don't have it. All they heard are fables and stories. Just look back at the people who claimed to have it. What happens to them when they had encounter with people who have guns? They either ran away or they died.
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Once I sniff disrespect or selfishness,I’m gone.I might stay if the pussy bangs,but mentally,I’m checked out. At 19,my brother taught me,be streetwise enough to read the signs and responsible enough to walk away.Never trade your peace 4 pleasure
Bro I was dating someone. My mom was sick and she’s on dialysis. I take my mom for dialysis 3 times a week. I still call this girl every minute even when I return from dialysis with my mom, I’ll still go out late night to go see her just for her to be okay, bro my mom died
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Bro I was dating someone. My mom was sick and she’s on dialysis. I take my mom for dialysis 3 times a week. I still call this girl every minute even when I return from dialysis with my mom, I’ll still go out late night to go see her just for her to be okay, bro my mom died
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YES… In terms of trophies won as a PLAYER. 😂
Carrick is still miles ahead of Arteta.
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joao pedro deserves his own share of this food. 😂 I miss him
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S91ZUT. - 32k odds T371JC - 2777 odds Gamble responsibly🦍
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Left foot, right foot, bicycle kicks, long shots, volleys, headers, tackling, counterattacks, dribbling, free kicks, hat-tricks. Europe, Asia, every age, every stage. On and off the pitch, CR7 has done it all. Name one dimension of football he hasn’t conquered. THE🐐
Is there even a normal goal here?😭😭😭
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NEARLY TIME TO SEAL CARRICK’S FATE. 😤😤😤 THE BLUES WILL NEVER DISAPPOINT. 💙
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One thing about Wizkid is that his music reflects his life so much. Sometimes, you listen to his old songs and realise he wasn’t just singing; he was telling his story. From where he started to where he is today, the journey is all in the music🦅❤️
Omo Banky W too use Wizkid do useless things back then 😭🤦🏽‍♂
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messi when antonela tells him to take her on a BOAT cruise 😂🛥️😭
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ALGORITHM, PLEASE TAKE ME TO MY CR7 BROTHERS AND SISTERS. 😭🐐 WE WON THE BOAT, THE GOAT SCORED A HAT-TRICK. 🛥️🎩 WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS TOGETHER!!! SIUUUUU! 🐐🔥
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If this game doesn’t come, GOD SHOULD PUNISH ALL MY EXES 😂
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All of you are dating OS lowkey😂 Just on different payment plans😂
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FO BO JA GBA — eyawerey gan Lori app yi o
FOBO - USING YOUR OBO JAGBA - TAKE IT BY FORCE FOBOJAGBA - USING YOUR OBO TO TAKE IT BY FORCE
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