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ALABA

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Chelsea 💙 Ronaldo 🐐 Wizkid 🦅 Just Alaba 🇳🇬 Yoruba | Football | Culture | Unfiltered thoughts

Joined May 2026
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He failed as a brother 💯
IFEOLA (@Ifeolavibes) profile pictureIFEOLA@IfeolavibesOct 29
I dey pity oluwadolarz ooo dey go too opeuh this girl 😫😭
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Bro I was dating someone. My mom was sick and she’s on dialysis. I take my mom for dialysis 3 times a week. I still call this girl every minute even when I return from dialysis with my mom, I’ll still go out late night to go see her just for her to be okay, bro my mom died
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ALABA@thisisAlabaOct 29
messi when antonela tells him to take her on a BOAT cruise 😂🛥️😭
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ALABA@thisisAlabaOct 29
ALGORITHM, PLEASE TAKE ME TO MY CR7 BROTHERS AND SISTERS. 😭🐐 WE WON THE BOAT, THE GOAT SCORED A HAT-TRICK. 🛥️🎩 WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS TOGETHER!!! SIUUUUU! 🐐🔥
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SUUIIIIII Ronaldoooooo 🐐
Cristiano The Best 🐐 (@Brad_Z37) profile pictureCristiano The Best 🐐@Brad_Z373 Sep 2025
NOT POSTING UNTIL CRISTIANO RONALDO SCORES A HAT-TRICK ⚽️
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Headers from Ronaldo Perfect hattricks --- 10 goals Okwudili Career Headers --- 9 goals Complete player uno💯💯💯🔥🔥
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Over to you @grok, please confirm this post, I want to check something
King Phelz (@KingPhelz) profile pictureKing Phelz
@KingPhelzOct 29
Ronaldo isn’t human 🤯 How’s this even possible??
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The last time Messi scored a hattrick, Tinubu was still in primary 5, Fuel was 20 naira per litre, Dem never born Yamal 😭😭
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Na me get BOAT, na me still dey sail smoothly 😭♥️♥️
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Phamouxgram🧌 (@phamouxgram) profile picturePhamouxgram🧌
@phamouxgramOct 29
Na you get boat but na other man dey carry you😭
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15 goals to greatness😭❤️😭❤️ I love you Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro 😭❤️
Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) profile pictureCristiano Ronaldo
@Cristiano23 Mar 2013
Guys, you are the best fans in the world! Thank you so much for your support.
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Make Una leave Jay Jay Okocha and Obi Mikel for me, na the two of them I wan handle today 🙏💯💯💯😡
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😭😭 even me myself, I Dey shocked😂
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ALABA@thisisAlabaOct 29
RONALDO REALLY WON THE BOAT AND DECIDED TO CELEBRATE WITH A HAT-TRICK. 😭🐐🛥️ RONALDO FANS, LET’S ROLL OUR BOAT WITH OUR GOAT! LET MESSI FANS CONTINUE THEIR ARGUMENT UNDER THE WATER. 😂😂😂
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You don date babe wey funny before ? 🤗
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ALABA@thisisAlabaOct 29
Why did Elon name this app X? 😂 Hope it’s not what I’m thinking. 👀 @elonmusk
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throwback to this Dj Chicken and Zeeez live, aare wan mad that day 😂😂💔
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ALABA@thisisAlabaOct 28
Dear @elonmusk, I paid for my blue tick, but you people have turned it into a monthly hide-and-seek game. Sir, I paid for Premium, not a subscription to frustration.😂 Elon, release my blue tick 🫵🏽
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@osemike300Oct 28
Their whole essence and importance is hinged to a man then later you start hearing them say they are price 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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ALABA@thisisAlabaOct 26
Do you see how a woman will go all out to defend you, no matter what? 😂 Do you now understand why Ayinde is such a nice and kind person? Ayinde brings provisions, and they will kill goat kinikan. Ayinde taught me how to give people money — ₦100k, ₦200k. Imagine how much Ayinde is giving her😂 A lot of these women no get spec. They just want to be paid as they get laid. As a man, your hope is never lost until God takes your life. Even your name can open doors after your death. That is how much your value can outlive you Even if you make it in your 60s or 70s, you can still have the type of woman you couldn’t get in your 20s. As a responsible man who works his ass off to reach the top, nothing befits your success more than a virgin woman. I will never understand men who work their asses off to become successful, only to turn around and marry a non-virgin. I dey always shame for una. 😂
Usuals🌝 (@its_usuals) profile pictureUsuals🌝
@its_usualsOct 22
“I work with over a 150 men. I and MC Oluomo dated for about a year. People kept saying he was married, of course he was married. That’s the only man I would say ‘of course I did date him as a married man, but he’s Muslim and he has three wives and he’s entitled to four’ even bus conductors have 4 wives as a Muslim” ——-Ehi Ogbebor
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