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T

@thisistombtw

I just want to be like Anna Delvey (he/him)

Joined June 2011
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It ain’t Christmas if I don’t hear that Guaraldi, mane
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Drake got Fetty Wapped today. Hottest collab of 2015
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Brad Law (@AUBradLaw) profile pictureBrad Law
@AUBradLaw25 Sep 2025
Any suggestions for waiting out a 7th grade football weather delay?
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“I actually saw Papa Roach and 311.” - Overheard at the hazy ipa brewery
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WE WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST COACH
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Pretty wild how different a butt dial and booty call are
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MIENE 🇦🇷 (@heismiene) profile pictureMIENE 🇦🇷@heismiene15 Jul 2025
My uncle just hit me on FaceTime and said let’s change the world this summer
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🤮 #TDF2025
@UAE-TeamEmirates (@TeamEmiratesUAE) profile picture@UAE-TeamEmirates
@TeamEmiratesUAE7 Jul 2025
History made at Stage 3 of #TDF2025​ . The world’s first AI-designed pro cycling helmet livery, crafted by @G42ai with @met_helmets , worn by UAE Team Emirates-XRG! ​ #WeAreUAE #Helmetverse
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Why does the Google Gemini commercial about going to a James Blunt concert play Tal Bachman’s song, “She’s so High?”
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Happy 6-4 to all who celebrate!
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this was actually a threat.
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We live in Jersey but don’t forget where we from‼️🤫🤔🗽
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Mohamed Salah (@MoSalah) profile pictureMohamed Salah
@MoSalah20 May 2024
We know that trophies are what count and we will do everything possible to make that happen next season. Our fans deserve it and we will fight like hell.
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Going together to school on a #bikebus for Health, Wellness & Green Spaces Climate Action Day is the way to go! 🌎 A big shout-out to the kiddos, families & @NYCSchools staff members who joined us 💚 Happy Climate Action Day to all!
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The first overtime game of the 2025 NCAA Tournament is in San Francisco, hosted by the Pac-12, in a game that featured a late 13-pt comeback, at 12:30 AM ET. #Pac12AfterDark
RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) profile pictureRedditCFB
@RedditCFB27 Mar 2025
They tried to kill the Pac-12, but legends never die.
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It’s just great to know the ‘96 Bulls exist in the Severance universe
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gwen stefani on a random day in 2004:
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Northeasterner (ready to overreact, hands up, scared) Midwesterner (Doesn’t give a fuck, hands down, dominating stance)
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The FULL. UNABRIDGED. MAAC MASCOT GAME for your viewing pleasure
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