Throrgon

If you don’t know who the weirdo is in your street then it’s probably you

I've got a book of 8 at home that I'm just going to keep till they appreciate in value like Bitcoin. They could easily be worth 10 grand in a decade or so. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyg…

Hopefully they'll throw the Booky Wook at him.

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Big fan of Jeremy Vine's word cloud of words the public associate with Kier Starmer.

Bit of an unfortunate name

Difficult to read this story without The Smiths playing in your head.

In the same way I 'remain interested' in Lzzy Hale from Halestorm I suspect.

The most shocking thing about all this is that Rotherham has a Holiday Inn.

Of course it is. What do you want, a blue plaque?

Bizarrely she used to live round the corner from me when I lived in North Manchester. John Cooper Clarke lived round there too and Mark E Smith lived up the road. It was like Stella Street with severe drug problems.

My train appears to have entered some kind of wormhole.

Commentator: 'Southgate is his own harshest critic.' Unless he spends tonight locked in his bathroom self harming he fucking isn't.

Rishi Sunak on seeing this... youtu.be/lOfEr7hwAy0?feature…

Bloody hell, technology moves on quickly. I thought it just played your favourite song and stuff like that.

OneDrive. I was the 1st of my friends to be vaccinated hence my 'haven't felt any side effects yet' Zoom joke. 2nd was a fancy dress party in Stoke. The cheap hotel I'd booked was being used to house drug addicts so they must have had a fucking shock when I pitched up at 1am.