Throrgon (@throrgon) header
Throrgon (@throrgon) profile picture

Throrgon

@throrgon

Consistently woeful decision making - 5 https://xitter.gq/t.co/DOZQJ3pvDu

Joined April 2013
  • Tweets2.2K
  • Following921
  • Followers7.6K
Throrgon retweeted
Craig Atkins (@cta84) profile picture
Craig Atkins@cta84Oct 4
Sunday
Image from Craig Atkins (@cta84)
408
765
218
13,575
876,670
Throrgon retweeted
Metro (@MetroUK) profile picture
Metro@MetroUKAug 29
Dog walker ‘distressed’ after seeing man put carrot up his bum at nature reserve trib.al/aiZXuI7

Dog walker 'distressed' after seeing man put carrot up his bum at nature reserve

Tim Meehan was witnessed by a woman with his bottom half bare on Two Tree Island near Southend-on-Sea.

metro.co.uk
7
5
9
9
12,874
Throrgon retweeted
Jono Read (@jonoread) profile picture
Jono Read
@jonoreadJan 6
Happy Mondays Interviewer: “You’ll be there. Are all the members of the band … is it the whole Happy Mondays getting back together?” Shaun Ryder: “well, apart from our kid cos he’s dead!”
X. It’s what’s happening

X. It’s what’s happening

From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

x.com
94
531
63
6,146
485,006
Say what you like about Akshata Murty, as a U-Boat Commander I would find it very hard to get a torpedo fix on her.
Image from Adam Roberts (@arrroberts)
135
413
50
5,614
326,160
What?
Image from PuNk and Stuff (@PunKandStuff)
54
362
55
2,714
180,572
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
1,207
56,791
1,853
527,094
This tree looks like it's sneaking out of the woods. 😁
Image from Karen Knight (@KarenKn12866337)
1,625
7,193
1,531
79,426
13,791,785
Felt cute, might delete later x
Image from Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
60
7
338
30,354
Knowing that you could get shot.
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
33
36
1
754
157,960
Image from Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider)
Image from Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider)
3
26
1
431
34,743
Still the greatest ever Christmas related exchange on social media
Image from The Harry Enfield Show (@HarryEnfield6)
25
442
28
3,253
380,553
booking an airbnb
75
615
100
4,991
984,410
they say never meet your heroes. and for some reason, I thought that was in case they are dicks? NO. YOU WILL BE THE DICK
21
18
8
296
48,025
If you have a west country accent you sound sexy and thick all at the same time.
26
4
10
123
50,931
I see Scooby Doo’s opened his Gastro Cafe.
Image from Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman)
21
139
6
1,498
129,218
Throrgon retweeted
G (@ByrneBook) profile picture
G@ByrneBook25 Feb 2023
I think the proper term is cashier
Image from G (@ByrneBook)
189
3,882
203
52,758
2,575,764
Throrgon retweeted
Lucy (@LMAsaysno) profile picture
Lucy@LMAsaysno17 Apr 2022
‘so what if he came back from the dead? he’s Jesus, that’s his job’
Image from Lucy (@LMAsaysno)
94
1,590
95
20,348
Opinions are like arseholes: I don’t want Ann Widdecome's shoved in my face
1
63
3
400
82,249
Putting the clocks forward at #Stonehenge. English Heritage staff repositioning the stones for the start of British summer time on Sunday #BST #Clocksgoforward 😀⏰⏩
Image from Stonehenge U.K (@ST0NEHENGE)
85
687
106
3,538
392,113
Replying to @PippaCrerar
@PippaCrerar
Image from 🛩️🇬🇧 David Wilding 🇬🇧🛩️ (@DavidWilding271)
2
58
2
393
21,063
Load more