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Joined December 2011
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Every single day at around 12pm, the mom would call the kids back to the house one at a time so they could... xitter.gq/cards/18ce…
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1. My old job gave us smoke breaks, but no breaks for non-smokers. I told my boss this was absurd and I actually... xitter.gq/cards/18ce…
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1. Last night, on my way out of the club a drunk girl stopped dead in her tracks and told me that... xitter.gq/cards/18ce…
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1. My neighbors offered to cut my grass then asked me to use the bathroom. They thought I wouldn’t notice them... xitter.gq/cards/18ce…
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The day after the wedding a sheriff showed up at our house. Turns out my husband had been actually... xitter.gq/cards/18ce…
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Would like to say thank you to @tickld for allowing me to use their awesome website in my up coming book "Paraknight: Origins"
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Now would be a great time for Google to announce that Trump was just out of control A.I., and we all get free Google Fiber for our troubles.
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Happy #LeapDay everyone. But why do we even have leap years? cnn.it/1RCaO1o
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If you don’t pay attention to #spelling, you’ll make a big “miss steak.” bit.ly/1F7PUi0 #punny
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Has there ever been a more industrious, versatile (and successful) cast than "Parks And Rec"? Blockbusters, books, tours, new shows, etc.
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When you make the "Hot" page on @tickld #MajorAccomplishments – at City of London, London
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I said I was only going to check @tickld quickly.....2 hours later and I'm still saying only one page more...
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@tickld I can't belive this got to Hot! :D I am so happy. First post on my new account! ^o^
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@tickld I should have listened to my son @carpedminc when he said you can learn a lot by watching cartoons. Who knew?
As 7 billion of us go about our 1st of March, 2 of us are clinging to the outside of a spaceship, orbiting Earth: mobile.nasa.gov/content/watc…
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A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP
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#BREAKING: The Internet just saved #NetNeutrality. Add your victory message here: stoptheslowdown.net (via @TheOpenMedia) #FCClive #WIN
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What do dinosaurs have to do with undernourished children? More than you might think: b-gat.es/1AqzrqO
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When I'm in my sixties, I am really going to enjoy the debate about the last human drivers being prohibited from using highways.
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