"For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen."
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Email translations:
“I was under the impression”
Translation: I’m furious
“As per my email”
Translation: I’m furious
“With respect”
Translation: I’m furious
“Whilst I appreciate”
Translation: I’m furious
“As I’m sure you’re aware”
Translation: I’m furious
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QUICK TIPS FROM JESUS for DEALING WITH YOUR FAMILY 🧵
1. PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW THEM
MARK 3:31-32 — “Jesus’ mother and brothers came to see him. They stood outside and sent word for him to come out & talk with them... Jesus replied, “Who is my mother? Who are my brothers?”
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Instinct prevents the mother from closing her jaws as she carries her young from the riverside nest into the water.
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They couldn't find the Nazis in Ukraine, so they are now looking for Satan himself. Who's next?
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High winds at the perfect time of day created a previously undocumented 2,400-foot rainbow waterfall in Yosemite National Park
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This is Truffles; she works at a children’s optometrist to help them feel better about wearing glasses.
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I love that The Good Place starts with "Hell is other people" but is bold enough to conclude that "So is heaven".
