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Sports. Gardening. Board Games. Politics. You know the drill. He/Him.

 Seattle, WA
Joined April 2022
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According to the Pierce (Wash.) Corrections Inmate listings, six-time NBA All-Star Shawn Kemp -- a legendary member of the Seattle Sonics -- has been booked in an alleged drive-by shooting.
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At 1:58 pm, an altercation between the occupants of 2 cars led to shots being fired at a parking lot in the 4500 blk of S. Steele St. One car fled. No injuries were reported. A gun was recovered. A 53-yr-old male was booked for Drive-By Shooting. The investigation is ongoing.
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A dog is smoking. A passer-by asks the owner "hey man, should your dog be smoking?" The man responds "don't worry. they're dog cigarettes."

ALT A dog is smoking. A passer-by asks the owner "hey man, should your dog be smoking?" The man responds "don't worry. they're dog cigarettes."

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Secret Panel HERE 🤘 tapas.io/episode/1968136
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They got like eight Seattle PD officers out in front of the Paramount for the Jordan Peterson show. And that’s not even counting all the dudes waiting in line.
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible bit.ly/3S5Lh6r
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You know who really hated gaslighting? That's right. Thomas Edison
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Neck Gang vs Calf Life
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Elon Musk destroying Twitter for all of us who weren’t strong enough to delete our accounts on our own is basically a shot-for-shot remake of Gollum stealing the Ring from Frodo and falling into Mt. Doom
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"I think I’m going crazy. I’ve already killed so many civilians." The @AP and @FrontlinePBS obtained hundreds of hours of CCTV footage and intercepts of audio calls by Russian soldiers that show what a Russian "cleansing" operation looked like. bit.ly/3NvKZ6y
An aerial photo of body bags at a cemetery. Text overlaid the image: How Russian soldiers ran a 'cleansing' operation in Bucha.

ALT An aerial photo of body bags at a cemetery. Text overlaid the image: How Russian soldiers ran a 'cleansing' operation in Bucha.

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bryce does the coolest thing anyone's ever done and then fox cuts to butchie from mayfair who makes maybe the funniest noise ive ever heard
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WAWA DISCOUNTED HOAGIES AND UNLEASHED THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND
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Me, stirring my coffee with a Twix bar: Why does my stomach hurt?
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Trick or treaters in New Jersey
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BREAKING 🇧🇷: Reports of federal police (PF) and federal highway police (PRF) blocking roads and conducting unwarranted vehicle searches in Lula voting areas across Brazil. The Workers Party (PT) has filed a formal complaint with the electoral authorities.
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How to Pass Off Your IBS Bathroom Trips as a Cool Coke Habit: ow.ly/GXh450LoLl8
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Taylor Swift fandom is Q-Anon for people who were a pleasure to have in class
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Omg he actually said this
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