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Replying to @JBfromDC89
Humans are so much better at sport and queens have gotten cuntier. A brighter future for everyone.
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do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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The course of world history would be different if Al Gore had won in 2000 but, even more important than that, America would have had its first "Halloween President"
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao
a must watch!
please don't retire Chuck!
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Robert Carlock pointed towards the Homonym game show as his favorite cut-away gag in 30 Rock and yeah it's one of the best.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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"I'm so done with this shit" I say as I continue to responsibly do my job to the best of my ability.
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“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck
The only song about Cleveland that’s ever actually mattered
youtu.be/oKDjis1fg8E?is=VK5f…

































