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Joined June 2019
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Never forget when KG stopped mid interview because he didn't like Craig Sager's outfit
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This is frying me
Mississippi, you beautiful bitch, you better hurry up and get over here!
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Voted blue in Tennessee
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do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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The course of world history would be different if Al Gore had won in 2000 but, even more important than that, America would have had its first "Halloween President"
If I was president I would 100% lose my party the midterms because I'm too busy being locked in decorating the White House for Halloween. My opponents would say "All the president cares about is his scary animatronics" and they'd be right.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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I’m just gonna start leaving this clip under everything tbh😭😭😭
i think americans should start tweeting about british people the same way they tweet about us
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Robert Carlock pointed towards the Homonym game show as his favorite cut-away gag in 30 Rock and yeah it's one of the best.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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exactly what I thought this guy was doing in his free time
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i’m sorry for the fast replies my phone was in my hands and i’m in love with you
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"I'm so done with this shit" I say as I continue to responsibly do my job to the best of my ability.
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“his [the student’s] taste should not be consulted; it is being formed.”
Half the books you were "forced" to read in high school are actually spectacular, you just didn't have the emotional maturity to understand them yet.
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siding w the catholic church what has life come down to
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“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, this one really stuck with me
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Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe
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A land acknowledgement at the beginning of every gathering to mention where you've had sex
People who have sex on their couch and then let others sit on it without telling them are just weird.
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