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Film criticism’s greatest preening dilettante. Had Wolves since Steph, KG, and Gugliotta

Midwestern Suburbia
Joined March 2018
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Reflection 🐈
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Imagine if they stopped really tall people from playing basketball because its an unfair advantage...
"does she have an unfair biological advantage" -> "it happens" LITERALLY EXAAAAAAACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND WE NEED TO SAY IT LOUDER
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Oh you think the tension of Gene Hackman’s more unrestrained and energetic performance is the element that’s been missing from latter day Wes Anderson films? Yeah I read that too back when Moonrise Kingdom came out. Maybe next year you’ll get to thinking Owen Wilson’s contributi
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I'm trying to figure out why a song about a widow speaking to her dead husband became the meme song for millennial optimism
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Look at Rudy
The only rim protection landscape you need Rim Deterrence vs oRim Diff FG% Rim deterrence = the on/off swing of your opponents rim freq when players on the court How accurate does this feel?
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back in 2008 my dad was an “Obama is secretly Muslim” conspiracy believer but in a positive way 😭 he was like he has to hide his faith to lead this country Mashaallah
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Fabulous little shibboleth for the American new-right, where basically every person in the country came together to enjoy something delightful together, and the right *immediately* made it about race-mixing and wanting to have sex with teenage girls.
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when hegseth gets his wish for a live broadcast of an execution and he asks why there’s cameras in the room
TRUMP WEIGHS REPLACING PETE HEGSETH FOLLOWING CATASTROPHIC REPUBLICAN MIDTERM ELECTION LOSSES. — CBS
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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please keep it going my man!
Every single candidate Asmongold endorsed in the 2026 elections has officially lost their race
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They just set up a meeting with Pete Hegseth in a corn field
They’re doing the end of Casino in the White House today
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They’re doing the end of Casino in the White House today
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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tonight, I am feeling like David Sirota…and that feeling is excellent
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I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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I’m hearing that the guards are making Morgan Wallen perform Same Love by Macklemore in the gulag tomorrow
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turning in early, I gotta beat your daughter’s ass in high school volleyball tomorrow
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imagining him hanging from the ceiling in his office in this position and just laughing my ass off
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Every single element of their insipid masturbatory communications strategy was designed around what young men supposedly liked. No single group shifted more to the left.
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