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I would’ve been fucking bezos if I just faded every team I root for and parlayed it together. I MEAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
cointrees (football hater) retweeted
The TV deal uses and abuses Ohio State while the conference throws flags on them like they have a quota to meet by 3:30pm sharp on Saturday afternoons….
Hosed my parlay buddy. Would’ve had 100 rushing yards today if you weren’t a douche
Klint Kubiak on Ashton Jeanty only getting two carries, via @ryanmcfadden_:
"That's my call, and Ashton still going to be a big part of our team."
Ohio state football team is just disappointing. I’m not sure where exactly things have gone wrong but it seems like almost every position group is weak. Are we not developing guys or what is going on.
Plays for tonight:
Josh Jacobs o59.5 rushing
Boozer o15.5 pts
Ja o5.5 Asst
Chubba o15.5 rec
Not betting but of TNF Parlay TD scorers would be
Jacobs
Tetoria
Watson
What happened to movie theater chairs. Remember when they were legit like couches? Peak cinema. Now they barely recline
Just now listening to Zach Bryan’s album. Wow he is so back. About to tear up at the airport I’m so happy.
cointrees (football hater) retweeted
Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation:
QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions.
RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped.
WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook.
WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better.
Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7.
TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale.
LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife.
Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason.
Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch.
WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to.
Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it.
Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman.
This team goes 14-3.
cointrees (football hater) retweeted
BROWNS DO IT AGAIN, ANOTHER LATE DRIVE - DESHAUN TO JEUDY - FOR A WALK-OFF FIELD GOAL VS RAVENS. BROWNS LEAD THE DIVISION AFTER 5 WEEKS FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 2014.
