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Hey fat girl, c'mere, are you ticklish? (not ACTUALLY Roscoe Dunjee. Go look him up)

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Joined March 2008
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people hitting Six Flags over Jesus every Sunday is just wild to me
catholics: “you should come to my church, we have mary magdalene's femur bone" evangelicals:
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lmaoooooo he cooked him
El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
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This is still one of the wildest plays I've ever seen
Keegan Brewer never calls for a fair catch and takes the punt for a touchdown for North Texas.
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It's stuff like this that is why I always beat the drum on data science and big data. People just form so many ideas off vibes when the numbers are RIGHT THERE
A classic chart to counter the wisdom of crowds idea. US Americans are absolutely clueless about how common things are. They think over a quarter of Americans are Native Americans, one in five Americans is transgender, over a quarter of the population are Muslim, one in five households earn over half a million dollars. The right answer to all of these questions is 1%. They build their worldview on totally incorrect assumptions towards reality. Data literacy matters.
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This is the first suggestion I actually can get behind
I’m not sure if he is even interested, but if the format is staying the same, I think @notthefakeSVP is the best candidate to replace Ernie on Inside the NBA. Authentic to hoop and can easily fit in with the vibe of the traditional show. Also, the key to Inside going forward is that production remains with the Turner team. The show will die if that isn’t the case. This isn’t a knock on ESPN itself, they just have never produced a show like this and the vibe takes a special touch that’s outside of what ESPN does best. Just like Turner can’t do what ESPN does best.
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I'm curious to how my male compatriots, like how quickly do you hop in to wingman? If I know you're solid I put you on pretty early
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This is interesting cause I always felt like Oklahoma has a disproportionately high number of MLB players
Who Makes the most MLB pros? 50 States ranked - Did you play Baseball in your hometown?
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I hate the accuracy here
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“I want a $0 deductible, $0 copay, $0 max out of pocket plan for $0 a month.” And I want my höe to stop going, we both want something unimaginable
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I'm surprised I haven't seen this take more, actually
I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. 😂
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I am big on consent. You tell me no, then it’s no.
Men these days are different. The moment you say no, they’re gone. No begging, no pleading, no chasing. This generation of men will accept your rejection so fast, you’ll start wondering if they ever wanted you in the first place.
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NBA players with the most common first and last names
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His first scandal as mayor is finding out he’s a real hooper.
New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @GrahamRayman & @joeanuta politico.com/news/2026/10/26…
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Just look at the Bush family. They were once a very WASP family from the Northeast and now they are seen as a bonafide Texan family.
Writ large, the TX GOP is largely an importation. Its roots were in Northerners who moved to Dallas and Houston with the oil industry in the 40s and 50s. There are exceptions, of course. But old conservative Democrats mostly never switched parties. -OS
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You can literally get into tonight’s Wizards vs. Hornets game in Charlotte for LESS than the price of a bottle of water at the arena Tickets are going for as low as $3, while a bottle of Dasani costs $4.99. (Ticket prices via @TickPick )
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fresh out the box stop, look, and watch ready yet? get set It's...........
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you've gotta be fucking kidding me
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why can't I have sports happiness
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I truly forgot what young Ernie used to look like
Happy to say I just discovered the most 90's Inside the NBA segment possible
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RIP MA!!!!!!🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
It is WAY too many niggas name Jalen in professional sports...
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