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the reason Final Destination is the goated horror franchise is that each sequel introduces precisely one new lore element that is never brought up again in any subsequent sequel even when it would be relevant.
helluva way for @miserytourism to announce they're back online but I'll take it.
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It’s really easy to make sure your mcdonalds order is made fresh. the trick? simply brandish a handgun.
this fuckass ill-fitting temporary crown I've got on is more distracting in my mouth than the broken tooth was. feel like I'm gonna pry it off with my tongue before the real thing gets put on. grouch grouch grouch.
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A lot of dystopiaslop (Hunger Games, Black Mirror, whatever we’re seeing here) assumes the market for the Watch The Poor Suffer show is the rich rather than the slightly-less-poor, but the rich prefer to entertain each other.
Interestingly, The Long Walk got this right.
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daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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replying to everything w the survivorship bias plane, knowing that the situations where its appropriate will be the only ones ppl remember
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One of my buddies has been feeling a little bummed out lately ever since his downfall was prophesied
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new fiction in burial: ‘ascending’ by alex beaumais @Alex_Beaumais
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