Co-Headliner of the Still Misbehavin’ Tour 1989 • Host of Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers • Founder of Baby Billy’s Health Elixir • Find me at Zion’s Landing •🖕🏼
Freeman’s Gap, NC
Joined June 2021
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Uncle Baby B retweeted
When I wake up on November 4th and don’t have to see any more political ads or text messages.
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Daniel Vogelbach is drunk singing “Stacy’s Mom”
Vibes have never been higher in Milwaukee
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41 years ago today, Dusty Rhodes delivered his iconic “Hard Times” promo.
This is one of those promos that will never get old. Dusty was incredible. 🐐
Uncle Baby B retweeted
the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
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Spelling bee contestant is give the word "woman".
He then asks them to define "woman".
The rest is comedy gold 🤣
Uncle Baby B retweeted
Cobb County honors Native Americans by having an African American in tribal attire identify as being an "indigenous person"
This could be a South Park skit
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People need to leave people alone. We're all struggling hard enough the way it is and now you want to get clicks and likes at someone else's expense.
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Random thoughts:
These little dickheads still posted this after the guy crashed out. Think on that for a bit.
Red Baron pizza just got some amazing marketing fall into their lap.
I’d kick my kids’ asses over the fucking moon if they pulled this kind of shit with someone, and they know it too.
I hope Walt (the worker) is a millionaire by the end of the day.
Uncle Baby B retweeted
The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on.
Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out.
I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years.
He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself.
In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo.
When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met.
Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70.
Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub.
If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show.
He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son.
So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch.
(via @ohnohedidnt24)
Uncle Baby B retweeted
Jake Bauers gifted Pat Murphy the final out ball. Murphy thanked him and told him
“You’re gonna be a rich fucker. Just remember when you’re on that horse shit Yankee team and you’re all playing for yourselves….just remember this is way we used to do it”
#ThisIsMyCrew
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Public places like grocery stores, clothing stores, restaurants, etc need to start putting up “NO STREAMING” signs and immediately kick people out for it
There need to be laws crafted that carry heavy fines, and permanent trespassing for streaming in no streaming establishments
Destroy this disgusting industry immediately. It should have been killed in the cradle, now it’s an out of control monster
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Dad of 6 here (and a significant purchaser of frozen pizzas.) This guy is all of us.
If I see public promotion of this solid man by @redbaronpizza I will become major patron & booster.
Anything less: full boycott. Will die on this hill.
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I tried to tell you. My heart goes out to the guy in the video below. We're all at this point with this economy, this culture, and this country.
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I’ve been red pilled, black pilled, white pilled, clear pilled. All the pills.
I don’t even know which one this is, but it’s one of the strongest ones I’ve had in a long long time. The desperation in his voice. You can see the sight of his kids in his eyes when he says he’s supposed to be home with them. You can see the math he’s doing in his head as he calculates how much money he has left, and how much he needs for his mortgage, and when it’s due.
What the hell is the American dream anymore? Is this what it’s about? Is there anyone who would say this guy isn’t working his ass off? For what? So that 25% of his income can go to a government that wastes it on a bunch of shit he didn’t vote for? Subsidizing the food he stocks grocery stores with for people who don’t work a 1,000th of how hard he works to buy groceries with EBT cards that he pays for, which then drives up the cost of groceries for him and his family that he pays for out of his paycheck because he’s doing it the right way.
This entire system is shit. It’s shit. There is no nicer way to put it. It is dog. shit.
This guy should be working a 9-5 at a job that gives him dignity so that he can be at home with his kids at a decent time. Instead he’s some jerk off’s content. His stressed out, end of his rope reaction is some asshole’s income.
This is bleak stuff. Absolutely bleak.
