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kelpy 🫀📲

@undreamed

darling, this is chamomile tea

 nj
Joined February 2010
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mentally i’m here
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just found out the funniest and coolest girl i’ve never met is gone from this world. please tell those you Love how much you Love them. life is so friggin precious it’s unreal 🫀
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printing out my stories for my non-followers
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so few of you actually care about me
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if the teams notification sound were a person i’d punch him in the teeth
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i MISSED national bison day
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please get that AI ass phenotype shit off my timeline
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sorry for being an impeccable combination of martin prince and otto
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at bingo on friday the 50-50 was $1470. the woman announcing the winner said “i teach fourth grade so i max out at 1470 divided by two” and had to use her calculator app
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamedApr 29
i can’t stop listening to sean paul and disappointing my mom
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things that have been normalized: copping to using reddit being fake posting pictures of dead animals
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rage baiting the spiders
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamed17 Jan 2015
come over & crash this bandicoot
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamed16 May 2025
if i pay $30 for a candle it better kill me
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professional sweetiepie
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i call upon all my homies to do everything they can to have a wonderful weekend. thank you. now watch this drive
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idk. could’ve been anyone
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who did this
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50 lions is too many. fewer would be better so that the participating lions may enjoy it more
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bro thinks saying this will save him from being fed to 50 starving lions
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dea@girlglock_Nov 4
bro thinks saying this will save him from being fed to 50 starving lions
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@wccftechNov 4
Sam Altman says he wants consumers to have "as much" memory in their PCs as they want, calling it "fucking annoying" that his earlier comments were taken out of context. "I have been arguing for the world to ramp up memory production for a long time," he added.
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we still have jeep wranglers
Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) profile pictureMike Drucker@MikeDruckerNov 6
Sad to see the Cybertruck going away when it was a useful way to learn who the dumbest, most gullible people were in your parents’ neighborhood
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