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kelpy 🫀📲

@undreamed

darling, this is chamomile tea

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Joined February 2010
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamedApr 29
i can’t stop listening to sean paul and disappointing my mom
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamed17 Jan 2015
come over & crash this bandicoot
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamed16 May 2025
if i pay $30 for a candle it better kill me
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dea@girlglock_Nov 4
bro thinks saying this will save him from being fed to 50 starving lions
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@wccftechNov 4
Sam Altman says he wants consumers to have "as much" memory in their PCs as they want, calling it "fucking annoying" that his earlier comments were taken out of context. "I have been arguing for the world to ramp up memory production for a long time," he added.
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kappo 🌊@barragakiiNov 5
I never cared about double texting thats a psyop engineered to psychologically sterilize the population
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matt burn@mattmburn10 Dec 2020
every viral tweet is hot people pretending to be sad
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamed30 Oct 2025
hey girl are you AI Overview? because it seems like you’re always turned on
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamed9 Sep 2024
how can we harness the power of AI to fuck me in the ass
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamedMay 4
“AI will replace u” okay be a bipolar warlock with double Ds
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamed30 Dec 2024
they should be putting all the AI money into artificial gills
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Never approach wildlife. You don't know what it's been through, and it doesn't know what you've been through. Neither of you needs this.
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Jared@MongooseActualNov 5
I cannot believe the Republican message of "get fucked" didn't resonate with people
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamed7 Aug 2025
i HATE how ✨has become the symbol for AI. sparkles should be reserved for genuine whimsy, christmas or alchemy
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamed2 Feb 2022
old & enormous are the stars. old & small is the heart, & it holds more than all the stars, being, without space, greater than the vast expanse
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kelpy 🫀📲@undreamed29 May 2021
it’s Ed, Edd n Eddy not Adam n Steve
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y a n n i@JaySaqqa24 Nov 2017
& as I sit me down to chill I pray the lord The Prez to kill & if he die before I rise I pray the lord to gimme five
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Ayesha A. Siddiqi@AyeshaASiddiqiNov 4
and that’s why his name is Courage
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Courage would cry his eyeballs out then immediately come back wit the blick
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y a n n i@JaySaqqaSep 23
Lord of the Rings film enjoyer: wow that was great maybe I should check out the books, surely there’s very little singing in them The Lord of the Rings, every 5-8 pages:
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skullmandible tweet: " 'how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???' we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing."

ALT skullmandible tweet: " 'how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???' we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing."

𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ (@Dylanszn01) profile picture𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™
@Dylanszn01Nov 1
There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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J@yikingtonsNov 1
White girls like this would be friends with a yeast infection if they could borrow its Dyson Airwrap every now and then
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@reggiebblueOct 31
A tale of two friends. One will vote for anyone but Abdul El-Sayed simply because he's a Muslim. She's has no reason other than his religion. The friend will vote for El-Sayed because she wants to see reproductive rights safeguarded, abortion rights protected, and wants to live in a country where everyone no matter their religion feel safe. I don't understand where El-Sayed's hatred comes from. All he wants to do is pass Medicare for all, get money out politics and get money in your pockets.
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