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I ain’t shit when it come to serious shit if jokes being made

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2018
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I used to stress over a text back but I learned they’d text you if they really wanted to 🧏🏾‍♂️
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Perfect , example.. He collects legos and she’s always surprising him with them not complaining about him being on the game or putting legos together all the time. You know who you marry. She don’t know shit about what she bought she just know he likes it 🤣
If I married a man into collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards in his free time I would understand I’m married to a nerd who will have me at these type of events. We’re not talking about shopping with the girls it’s things THEY LOVE. Stop dating people who have no interest in things you love.
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Women so inconsiderate son. She can clearly see im frustrated LSU got demolished and she got the nerve to be in my ear fucking yappin bout some fucking Christmas plans. She got 3 mins to stfu before I go to jail. Real shit😭
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Bro. You can tell the surgeon is pissed. I know the order of putting on and removing sterile gloves. He can’t even remove that without having to redo the entire process. That’s why he just rips off all his scrubs and leaves the room to wash his hands again.
social media has truly rotted some of y’all’s brains because why are you throwing him off and playing around before a SURGERY???
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Replying to @Longhorn_979tx
Imagine losing to the team your talking trash about an also watching them beat the other team who beat u at your house lmaoooooo
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Straight up disrespecting them boys 😂😂😂
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BREAKING: Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition. Researchers baffled. ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip." Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:
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u can start again, like the sun does every morning
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tit for tat will ruin a relationship. everybody wants to be loved until it’s time to stop keeping score
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Replying to @finfinofficial
Love ain’t always about competition.
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I'm a big fan of conversations that flow so naturally that we lose track of what we were originally talking about.
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i hate when somebody says guess what like just tell me wtf
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“Untill death, all defeat is psychological.”
u can start again, like the sun does every morning
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she met me at a very Peter Parker losing his powers time of my life.
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do you love this shit? are you high rn? do you ever get nervous?
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confidence so high idc who in the room, im in this btch too
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Thought we wouldn’t get our get back after this 😭🙏
Thunder have beaten us 16 times in a row bra wtf
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lol this is sitcom funny
When my dad died, I had to get his⚱️ & belongings. Apt staff led us to his unit, & we spent the next 30 mins digging through his stuff, sniffing his clothes & crying on his bed. We got a knock on the door. It was the tenant of the unit. We were in a stranger’s unit. This was us:
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He was so disrespectful 🤣
The most underrated dunk package I’ve ever seen
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Haven’t seen one Lu Dort clip on my timeline at all this season. Almost like it wasnt a “dirty play” thing and more like a “The Thunder are busting my teams ass so I’m gonna find something to bitch about” kinda thing
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OKC fans acting like the Thunder are the only team dealing with injuries throughout the regular season. Ajay Mitchell scored 32+ on 100% TS top-5 defender of all time Caruso was +24 in 10 minutes, McCain dropped 21 points with 5 stocks, iHart was +34, Aday Mara lookslike the best rookie center, and Stritz shot 100% from three (and is shooting 50% from three this season). Don't try to make it sound like this is the Kings or Utah Jazz equivalent.
24-25 Chet missed 50 games, Shai still won MVP, 68 wins 25-26: J Dub missed 49 games, Shai still won MVP, 64 wins 26-27: J Dub out for season, Cason Wallace out for season, Chet out for 10 weeks, depleted team, Shai still trying to carry the load When will y'all realize
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