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I used to stress over a text back but I learned they’d text you if they really wanted to 🧏🏾♂️
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Perfect , example.. He collects legos and she’s always surprising him with them not complaining about him being on the game or putting legos together all the time. You know who you marry. She don’t know shit about what she bought she just know he likes it 🤣
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Bro. You can tell the surgeon is pissed. I know the order of putting on and removing sterile gloves. He can’t even remove that without having to redo the entire process. That’s why he just rips off all his scrubs and leaves the room to wash his hands again.
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Imagine losing to the team your talking trash about an also watching them beat the other team who beat u at your house lmaoooooo
BREAKING:
Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition.
Researchers baffled.
ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip."
Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:
Jay Jay 🦥 retweeted
tit for tat will ruin a relationship. everybody wants to be loved until it’s time to stop keeping score
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I'm a big fan of conversations that flow so naturally that we lose track of what we were originally talking about.
lol this is sitcom funny
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Haven’t seen one Lu Dort clip on my timeline at all this season.
Almost like it wasnt a “dirty play” thing and more like a “The Thunder are busting my teams ass so I’m gonna find something to bitch about” kinda thing
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OKC fans acting like the Thunder are the only team dealing with injuries throughout the regular season.
Ajay Mitchell scored 32+ on 100% TS
top-5 defender of all time Caruso was +24 in 10 minutes,
McCain dropped 21 points with 5 stocks,
iHart was +34,
Aday Mara lookslike the best rookie center,
and Stritz shot 100% from three (and is shooting 50% from three this season).
Don't try to make it sound like this is the Kings or Utah Jazz equivalent.





























