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i regret us already

Joined December 2018
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dreams come true
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next level commitment to his craft. most pro sexual harassers would be taking a break around a male aide, but Cuomo is actually able and willing to make up a woman to leer at.
I think we need politicians who aren't afraid of telling it like it is
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You should be able to log SNY Mets broadcasts on Letterboxd
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First team all rape
Catch u niggas tomorrow. Uncle T kno wassup
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not to be the friend that’s too woke but it’s crazy how this reaction to a baseball game is a “celebration” but a protest for Black or Palestinian lives is labeled as a riot
Dodgers World Series Celebration, Los Angeles, 10/30/2024
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shoutout to the 50+ year old man i just saw driving his range rover in a bald cap and full head/face makeup as The Lorax
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american psycho remake requires robert pattinson or dont make it
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Slaying of the Devil (by St. Michael), artist unknown, late 16th century, 📸 by Jason Miller
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the purdue QB used to make fun of me in highschool so tonight imma scream at him on TV Boilermakers +1800 BABY
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betting apps make you sign 3 sets of paperwork confirm an SMS code and do a citizenship test if u want to withdraw money
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if u didnt want to talk about politics u shouldn’t have come over to watch football
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got a little too into football just now until i remembered thats what The System wants
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#correct i am a princess get blocked
men blocking you is so funny like ok princess
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Rome odunze dad sharing wide open clips of him 2 games into playing with Caleb Williams lmaoo
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personally dont want my president to think of a single human being as anything less than 💯💯💯
Trump: Democrats said please don’t call immigrants animals. I said, no, they’re not humans, they’re animals.
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Me asking God to take away all of Tua’s pain and give it to Deshaun Watson
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Ham Tuah, CTE that thang! Thoughts? Is this the next viral meme? Let me know!
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now that im 21 i sure would HATE if a bunch of sportsbooks started giving me targeted ads for free play deals
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am i crazy or was this the best summer ever?? i watched so many funny instagram reels and on top of that tiktoks
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