@utdBrett

TIME Person of the Year 2006. Recently voted the worst dressed sentient being in the universe for the seventh time running

 26, he/him, @manutd @mclarenf1
Joined July 2013
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The Decade in Football, 2010-2019.
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Ace
@FCB_Ace_16h
i’m crying what did mbappe do
0xNobler
@CryptoNobler23h
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Martin VII@Nedao45412h
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`@9lyng14h
Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state My name is Gianluigi Donnarumma and I am a player for Manchester City FC
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If Chinese twitter joins Japanese twitter in beefing with France, is Kylian Mbappé responsible for the biggest boost in Sino–Japanese relations for 150 years?
𝗞𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗹𝗮@KomolaRipOff18h
? Ils sont tellement déconnectés de notre mentalité ksksjsksjjs je suis MORT
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And 13 unique players out of 15 spots Between 2007-19 there were 12 unique players out of 39 because of Messi and Ronaldo
Neal 🇦🇺
@NealGardner_20h
5 different ballon dor winners in a row, this is football reverting back to the norm after two anomalies dominated the sport for a decade +. Pretty cool imo.
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We're talking about a goal tally that only Messi and Pelé have ever bettered in a season, and there are people pretending it's a travesty that he won
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People downplaying 73 goals is quite an achievement I must say
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The way people talk about Kane's WC you'd think Mbappe turned up against Spain or Lamine turned up against anyone
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@LFC_ERYANOct 26
Harry Kane vs Argentina Ballon D’or 2026 winner
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Mbappé's career is kind of an odd case, because it doesn't feel like he's failed to live up to his potential at all, yet it also doesn't feel like he's ever been unfairly snubbed of a Ballon d'Or
AllThingsBrazil™
@SelecaoTalkOct 26
Mbappé has averaged 45-55 goals a season for club and country for the past 9 years. He will come close to breaking the all time Champions League goal record and he’ll obliterate the World Cup goal record too. And he still may not win a Ballon d’Or.
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A trophy lift is like a Men In Black mind wipe for football fans of how players actually played in the competition up to then
🧏🏾@HawkesAFCOct 26
kane didn’t show up in any of the big moments that you need to show up in, in my opinion to win a balon’dor. england, no show. bayern munich, no show. it’s inconsistent still
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KANEEEEE
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Very good trolling if Kane hasn't won now they've brought Owen on stage
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Your blazer's buttoned up ok Harry mate
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Sophie Turner presenting a Ballon d'Or award
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"Men's Young Talent of the Year" has Raymond Kopa been cancelled?
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This is the moment that won Lula the runoff: Bolsonaro: "Why did 60% of the prisoners vote for you???" Lula: "I want 100%, including your father!!!"
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DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Not so easy when they can't ping an oil baron for a cheeky £100m under the table any time a transfer doesn't work out
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@TheSaItIsHereOct 25
INEOS spent all this money hiring people like Berrada and Wilcox for a "football infrastructure." These lot have a worse hit rate than Ed Woodward whose entire football philosophy was signing players purely based on how cool their announcement video would be
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It's a good job Antonelli didn't win the title today because he wouldn't have been old enough to drink in America
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Adam
@AdamJosephOct 25
Bruno Fernandes is not, and was never, the problem. He was one of the few things stopping this from happening to Manchester United, but he couldn't do it forever. This is a reminder of how bad the club would be & will be without him. Too many have taken him for granted.
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