TIME Person of the Year 2006. Recently voted the worst dressed sentient being in the universe for the seventh time running

26, he/him, @manutd @mclarenf1
Joined July 2013
Teacher: “the test is not that hard” The test:
We're running a survey on @TheAthleticFC - we want to hear from Man Utd fans about your views on Carrick situation, summer transfer business, state of squad & more. Will write around it once we have responses. Have your say ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7730513…
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Very similar, yes
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Yanks will make a cottage pie wit no beef stock and red wine, no fresh garlic, way too much cheese and then put on hot sauce but still have the gall to go around and say "hurr durr British food bad"
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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i’m crying what did mbappe do
🚨 BREAKING: ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH!! 🇨🇳 OVER ¥750,000,000,000.00 HAS BEEN WIPED OUT OF THE CHINESE STOCK MARKET IN JUST 5 MINUTES! BANK OF CHINA IS NOW URGENTLY LIQUIDATING ALL U.S. TREASURIES AFTER CHINESE AI STOCKS DUMPED BY OVER 40%. THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS FOR GLOBAL MARKETS…
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Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state My name is Gianluigi Donnarumma and I am a player for Manchester City FC
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The way people talk about Kane's WC you'd think Mbappe turned up against Spain or Lamine turned up against anyone
Harry Kane vs Argentina Ballon D’or 2026 winner
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This is the moment that won Lula the runoff: Bolsonaro: "Why did 60% of the prisoners vote for you???" Lula: "I want 100%, including your father!!!"
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Bruno Fernandes is not, and was never, the problem. He was one of the few things stopping this from happening to Manchester United, but he couldn't do it forever. This is a reminder of how bad the club would be & will be without him. Too many have taken him for granted.
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Old Trafford singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot."
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Are you aware of the concept of time, Matthew? And that the past and present are, in fact, two completely different things.
That Bruno Fernandes POTY award last season looks worse by the day. Declan Rice was absolutely robbed.
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Unfortunately too happy with this one to let it be a groupchat exclusive
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LMAOOOOOO
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Imagine showing this to someone from 2009
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The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years
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NEW Britain’s missing sovereign wealth fund… Treasury officials have modelled that had the UK done what Norway did with North Sea revenues, there would be a £1 trillion fund… As Chancellor sets up Energy Wealth Fund, a look at the long historical argument about where the oil windfall went, including from interviews with those who have run Norways $2.4 trillion fund, now the biggest in the world, filled from the proceeds of the same North Sea. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm4g…
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Roberto Martínez continua livre no mercado.
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Wasn’t he President of FIFA?
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