@valuedassociate

Former LMM PE. @ibjunioranalyst wingman

Joined July 2014
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The Teams notification sound in that one Microsoft commercial
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Former intern called me “unc” at a networking event
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Claude every time I switch a cell in the model and then hit Ctrl+Z to undo it:
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Shaemus@shae_aII_dayAug 27
Fall is coming
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Replying to @YYZer03
ChatGPT gave a solid list
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Replying to @HowardRoark90
@HowardRoark90
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PE taking over every industry one by one
Morning Brew ☕️
@MorningBrewAug 11
Private equity has entered the Bronx The Yankees and Apollo Sports Capital have struck a $2.6 billion financing deal • Mix of credit and equity • Intended to refinance existing debt • Apollo Sports CEO to join Yankees board The Steinbrenner's will retain full control
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If you send me one of these I’m immediately clicking no and have also lost respect for you
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My toddler to the sketchiest looking guy in the grocery store
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+ hilarious how this character was just meant to take shots at investment bankers 😂
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Company finally got a Claude enterprise license and
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