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Former LMM PE. @ibjunioranalyst wingman

Joined July 2014
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The uncomfortable truth in this situation is that this shooting seems like it was justified, but wholly unnecessary and shouldn’t have happened. 1) It is justified in the sense that the officers very obviously had probable cause to believe their lives were in danger. They heard a gun go off right next to them while dealing with a protester who is resisting them. 2) It was wholly unnecessary because the guy was unarmed and the gun going off seemed to be an accident. They were not actually in danger. Events like this make people uncomfortable because there is no perfect “this was right” or “this was wrong” verdict that it fits into. Instead, it is “this was not right, but it also was not wrong.” The situation in Minneapolis is pure chaos. Even the most well trained agents are going to have incidents happen that the left will smear. Yes, we need to train ICE better to make them fully equipped to handle this situation, but even more so, we need to have the wherewithal to understand public outrage is going to happen no matter how perfect ICE acts. The left is causing chaos by design. They are purposely orchestrating this. Look beyond the emotions and outrage, and stand on biblical truth and facts. Yes, call out government when they’re acting badly. Hold them accountable to a standard of righteousness, but also stop allowing yourself to be manipulated by a compelling narrative. Fixing lawlessness is going to be messy. It’s like training a three year old to stop having tantrums after they’ve been allowed to do it for so long. The process is really hard and your heartstrings are tugged on by their tears. But if you stand strong, the tantrums will pass, and peace, respect for law, and order will be on the other side.
Replying to @realchasegeiser
1. One of the officers shouts, “GUN” 2. Another officer disarms the man in response 3. The shitty gun goes off uncommanded 4. The remaining officers shoot the protester in response to hearing the discharge
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Life when you realize that family and friends will make you happier than any amount of money or a prestigious job
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Educating you morons is growing tiresome.
Your daily reminder that Republicans control the House, Senate and White House. They could reopen the government TODAY if they wanted to.
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A lot of people are overly politicizing this and saying it’s a ~step towards fascism~, but the numbers speak for themselves If a show is losing $40M per year, it’s gotta go lmao. Otherwise, it’s like trying to save record stores in the age of Spotify. Linear TV is in decline
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert reportedly cost over $100 million per year to produce and was losing over $40 million annually. CBS execs tried to find ways to dramatically slash the budget but concluded there was no viable path to profitability — NYT nytimes.com/2025/07/18/busin

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asking the private equity associate what it was like answering a question from investment committee
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if you have presidents day off your job is fake
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Live look at Trump showing up to his speech tonight
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Private equity firms seeking covenant relief from lenders on their overleveraged ShitCos
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IC: tell us what this company does? PE Associate:
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The choice is clear ... which way are you going?
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3Q23 FinTwit Comps
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Reminder: Tip your landlord at least 20%. Some of you mfs too poor to understand that
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You know you work in the lower middle market when your CIMs are in google slides.
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If you open up a fresh Excel and your first strokes aren’t Alt + W + VG, you’re a psychopath
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VP: “How are we looking?” Junior team: “Making steady progress. The model has been coming together nicely” Current state of the model:
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I always rip the F1 keys out of public library keyboards
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You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.
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